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      October 31, 1868.] The Tomahawk. 195

      October 31 , 1868 . ] THE TOMAHAWK . 195

      French Pictures Jfor The English By Jule...

      FRENCH PICTURES JFOR THE ENGLISH By Jules Canard .

      Letter Jockss Viii ? The .—Canard " Wels...

      Letter jockSs VIII ? The . —Canard " Welshere ' s Illness ? Ma . Disloyal mere . ty oj " Sir " Sporlin Paddivick -man ? - The The Du "Ma el . rquis The ? Spider The and "Ea the rl . " Fly Th / e " Admiral-rows ? To the Editor of the " Gamin de Paris ? Hotel of the Two " Worlds Oct . 24 and , 1868 St . Cloud . , Leicester square , My dearly- ected beloved redacteur and very much resp ,

      You must not expect me to be very lively or very instructive this remember week . the My last dear time friend I wrote , I have to been it very was ill to . describe If you will the " Gentlemans - Jocke " s - Caesare witch you - Steeple - Chase Race " at t " ures Nu — -marke I did " t . not " Ah tell ! you I did of not my finish dreadful the tortur account e at of the my hands adven of - bie a brutal rre ; " m this ob ! one M must y last be letter sombre was as gay a burlesque as a glass by of Sir " gingere Hallijl day \< xy —d ui readful ^ auiui as aa the bxi . ^ fun iuii of \ jm . a a . Tory jl v / a j comic v ^ v / xinv market paper fja . fj ^ . x ; I Yes jl \ , jj , my j . m . ij

      dear Before frien the d , I great was nearl race y , which killed has at alre " Nu ad - y been described . " Pity me by . me , It a man has arrived came up for to you me and to take said the : — odds about a horse ?" disloy I rep al lied ! I , know " My that friend Nelusko , it is useless must win for . " me to bet ; it will be gentleman " Nay , then -jocke , " ' ) , " lied I will the take " bacca you " — ( a 200 species to 1 . of What " sportin say - you That V ¦ 61 # usko « t win A Aft 4 ^ H _ « A « 4 *

      him , with N ^ a haug ^ hty smile . ! " and I turned my back upon Last week I described the race to you , and you then learned brutal why the islanders French stopped horse hi did m not within win ten ! miles I told of home how , until these his rivals these English had gone —was past that him not 1 enoug Well h , you ? One know would of the think perfidy so . of came But no to —no me sooner and said was : — the race over , when the " bacca "

      X * C * . LAJLW up UJ- ' *» VS J . J . I . W 9 , U 1 J . U . ^ tVJLVi " If turned you p my lease back , sare upon , yo u owe , with me a a haughty sovereign smil . " e . are " Will an apostate you not ! pay You ? " are he a cried radical savagel I You y . are "Wh a y tuft , then -hunter , you ! You At are this a denunciation subject of the there Prince was of a Wales loud — shout a ' welshdre from the !'" crowd . Prince Cries of of " Wales Down — v / with ith the the aristocrat * welshere , / with " the heard subject on of every the side aiUU ! . to Th JL th e heir mob JLllvrhS tore LW 4 LW me XXl . \ i to \ . \ J to pieces } the Jl . \ , \ + \ British . i 9 because U \ , \ + O . \ XS \ i they kll ^ jr believed U 6 UCVCU I JL was VV cLS

      a loyal " welshere e !" -apparent throne—because I was And I foug yet ht there as well are some s I c who ould , say but that what England could I is loyal against ! so m treated grou any nd . , I No Perhap had , I better wa s , s that gi soon ve you yo overpowered u a list und of ersta — the soon nd clothes how thrust badl I wore y to , a the nd ing the damage the various done " to eetins them , " . " I ' unti always ng-foxes make , " it exhibitions a point of , attend & c , of - England in SXJL the bJLJLW costume WWbUlJlV worn TT V * AM by the natives 4 tt You will Xl \

      —x- ^ AUAAU . . , " * J W ** W J . C «» X V V * J » . A UU W XXJ . now J W be able to see what is worn at the " meetin " of " Nu-markdt . " Coat . —A beautiful light blue tail-coat with golden buttons ; cyph the m er ob " Royal ! Thames Yacht Club . " Utterly torn to shreds by Covered Breeches with . — , The mud ~ and usual hopelessly yellow " ruined gentleman I -jockds-breeches . " Forestere wj Hat . —Th " at e " the Forestfcre Palace Jl CLLCl . " of Ul As Crystal worn by Brim th 1111 e torn " Ordere off of ancient

      — - w ^ W € * . % , WXJ . W VsW V ^ J . YBbCll * . JLJX 11 UHi . manner Boots 7 * 1 _ _ m . — ! The " hors * -gars-top . . " «¦ Cut jmm about m . in a the . most cruel New Implements French-horn — . Fishing beaten -rod out of broken shape ! ! ! ! Butterfly-net torn ! J Epaulets But there , — I Gold have , and not — the heart to proceed with the list . Enough to say the damage done to me was something terrible .

      Letter Jockss Viii ? The .—Canard " Wels...

      I had to pay Nathan ten shillings ! Why even the " fals-nose " ( cru no shed one ! is admitted to the races without a ' ' fals-nose" ) was tone I write of sadness this lett which er to runs you throug from h bed it .. , so And you I think must of forg ma ive mere the I Adietc — If I am , were ma a Frenchman me here re , ! would Adieu . she Vive / not la pity gloire her little ! Ma one mere ? But ^ enoug adieu h ! to That tell I my letter a little may story not about be altogether a late turf uninstructive scandalYou , I wish will

      possibl in WV my LV / 1 X last y you YVS remember , known Cfc IILUV that as the / 1 I mentioned CC " J _ Admiral FVSL 4 , fc > Cfc ICdbU - the rows IU existence 11 " ( on C * , JL . 1 account . \ A . < of . ± * an \ official J of *~ l W his 11 X many cently quarrels had an altercation ) . Well , this with great a " sp " ortin gentleman -man , " -jocke known * " as has " re Sir - Paddivick . " no It confidence has been in sent telling to all you the the Eng truth lish papers of the , matter so I am . divulging Some few years ago William the Conqueror left Normandy lo

      to invade Boulogne England . It . was He took a very the regular passage boat from , and " William Folk-es-tone ( who " was on the paddle-box ) quite lost his head , and instead of giving result the comman of this d order " E ' s to ' the ' , cre " observed w was most , " Tarn disastrous ' er arstarn to the . " The - started dition . off Instead for Hastings of going , where to Boulogne it arrived , the on steamer the 23 rd suddenly of expe February From riuiu , 1743 this lino . date ucnc we we lose mac cxll all trace ua ^ c of kil William vv uuaui the lug Conqueror vuui ^ uciui

      horses until the and present running summer them , for when the " Derb hear e * , " under him keep the name ing- race and - the colours trag of ic the part " M of arquis the story of Hastings . The . Marquis " And here had we a younge come to r brother Paddivick called . " This " The " E Earl arl , " " who had was trusted a very most firm imp friend licitly of " Sir friend the Marquis 's sincerity , to create —so much him " so Maj , that or-G he eneral actuall of y the got Commission his brother - , ers of the cxiv . " The race i duty -horses d of " of Sir the ui Paddivick House of ui " was Hastings now to take A j-j 11 ± the went riui command well yyvix for iui

      v / i , . a . \*\* j . ivyj . v-0 vsjl v . jlxuuo ^ x ^ aguugoi . x ^ a Reverend while , until Weatherb the Beadle y , Esquire of the , "' Burlington got mixed up Arcade in the , the matter " Ri . ght I don N 't aturally know exactl " the y Earl how , " but was it very vexed angry the . " Earl He called " immensel upon y " . Sir Paddivick " What have , " I comp done lained ? " asked bitterly " Sir of Paddivick his conduct . " . quondam " What have friend you near done him ? " , and echoes whispere " the d Earl into his "—h ear e pulled . his white frXJlll " Who ' ^ a . told you this V * cried " Sir Paddivick , " turning very The Ri

      nobleman " . ght Rev . Weatherby , Esq ., " answered the young next Of mo course rning , not they anothe met r word " PutneMieath was said on . " Swords either side were . The the weap fell . ons . After a quarter-of-an-hour ' s fierce fighting " the Earl " sword " A . mere scratch , " observed " Sir Paddivick , " wiping his a hay Upo -rick n this exclaimed the " Admiral under LlllVX -Rows his , breath }> who had "Ah J . be 111 en ! this HiiJ watching ' Sir Ull Pad Jk from Vi

      p divick CL refers liaj ' -llV ; ihejl will / XV , j W not y -A V J ^ XCH " travel 1 IJ . \^ IX back by J . J . 1 ^ 7 the UXVUbllj omnibus , . JVo , the spider »" wh Alas y J ohn ! the Day excla has matio brou n wa ht s an overheard action , , agains and that t the is the " Ad reason miral Rows . " Now you know all . smallest And yet comprehension there are some of peop sporting le wh matters o hint I that I haven't the This may be sobut haven ' t we heard of envy !

      Receive , dear Redacteur The , most distinguished , considerations of J ules Canard

      Canvassing The Ladies.

      CANVASSING THE LADIES .

      M^^Mm W—^Ma—Mmm Take Dear Up The Mr Pen ...

      m ^^ mm w—^ ma—mmm take Dear up the Mr pen . Tomah to execute awk , the —It promise is with I made an unwilling to you last hand week I . sooner I entertain forswear so profound ink for a ever reverence than turn for women them into ; that gratuitous I would ridi be blest cule . ! as But yet , Mr , but . Tom a very ahawk few— , when travesty some their of own them sacred —Heaven sex

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Oct. 31, 1868, page 195, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_31101868/page/11/