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    • THE MAKING OF THE PUDDING.
    • RESPECTABILITY AT THE POLICE-COURT.
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      3 To The Tomahawk. [November 30, 186 7.

      3 to THE TOMAHAWK . [ November 30 , 186 7 .

      Cries From The Rank. Has ** Arisen The C...

      CRIES FROM THE RANK . has ** arisen The controversy out of the new between Traffic cab Act -owners , has led and to the the Government ventilation which of the whole system of public conveyance in the streets of the metropolis . " Report says that we are to have improved cabs . So let it promises be : but . we We refuse shall to await pin our the . faith result to impatientl mere rumours y , thoug or h empty

      withthey out suffering are , are a ourselves disgrace to to be a civilized elated , witn country nope , and , uur an insult caos , as to fo a u civilized r-wheeler nation should . be Comfortless swept away , dirty from , ricketty our streets , the modern without delay . Away with them into the fire ! Of the cabman we will thirsting not speak for with information disrespect , , enquired although he of has us " sometimes Whether , we probabl called y ourselves a srentleman ? " We desire publicly to record several

      he instances has handsomel of liberality y offered on his to part return when it to , on us being , suggesting paid his with fare a , kindness of heartwhich has startled -us" that we might want it " a for rank our impostor next day , . ' " s dinner This . is " a Some libel . wit His , has fares called are the not cabman high , and he ought surely to be pardoned for seeking a hire .

      The Making Of The Pudding.

      THE MAKING OF THE PUDDING .

      How Our Reporter Obtained Access To The ...

      How our reporter obtained access to the room in Lord Derby's house , in which the materials of the Cabinet pudding not were discover selected at and some mixed future up day together ; but for , history the present may we or shall may not The disclose Cabinet it . being This , assembled however , , is Lord the report Derby he rose gives and of said it . he was deuced glad to see them all again , and hoped they had spent Whig their hacks quarter had gone ' s salaries dead lame in an ever amusing since the manner passing . The of that old awful Qwinriipv tln p Reform "Rill , anri although their owners tried

      to make out that they were getting better , in reality their case work was quite as long hopeless as they , and lived they . He would himself never ^ had do another tickled them day ' s chaffed a little them at within Manchester an inch , and of their that lives dear at Edinburg boy Dizzy h . They had were now met in order to concoct the Cabinet pudding , with which the little boys at St . Stephen's are always regaled on their inexpensive arrival article from their of diet home , and s , in to order take to away stod their ge them appetite with for an the solid meat which follows . He should be glad to have an orrnnnt r » f tl- »*» mnt *» rin 1 c wViirh parVi nf the nrYhlft and intelligent

      cooks then before him had brought . He must remind them , in conclusionthat this was only the second time in eight years that the party , had had an opportunity of showing its culinary skill Order in the was preparation at this of moment this famous slightl dish y disturbed . by a dispute between Sir J ohn Pakington and Mr . Corry , as to the and the of existence the promise not King to of recoil of a of corps Abyssinia a more new of than breech mountain , but half - Sir loading a J gun mile ohn Highlanders warranted having business been began to in quieted stand the . army fire by , Sir Stafford Northcote said that , he had written a very telling paragraph about the troops to be employed in the Abyssinian expedition , and

      Sir John Pakington begged pardon , but he had written a paragraph about them too—they certainly belonged to him . for Sir that Stafford opinion , but Northcote he was afraid could the scarcel troops would see the get grounds into a mess Sir yet John . Paking ton . — -That ' s just it , —and then I shall reconstruc Lord Derby t the army said . the zeal of the two distinguished ministers somewhere did them honour abroad , but and if so rather the m thoug atter would that seem Abyssinia to belong was to Lord the Minister Stanley for said Foreign that Affairs he had . thought so too , and had

      prepared a sentence on the subject , which he would read . " The Emperor Theodorus " Mr . Disraeli asked if it was certain that he was an Emperor , or that his name was Theodorus ? Would suggest " The Sovereign of Abyssinia . " This was passed , and the paragraph was read to the end , and " allowed persistent to " stand and " as adequate written , , " with which were addition put in where the words they looked best .

      How Our Reporter Obtained Access To The ...

      Lord Stanley went on to say that the Tomahawk had Ab disclosed yssinia the an English scheme colony of fortif , so ying that Massowah it must , be and disclaimed making . with He had the disclaimed . " support it and in a co neat -operation paragrap of h , Parliament and mixed , " it the up and " honour as Napoleon of the Crown had been , " and what " papers Etonians . " Then used to there call was " cheek Rome y . " , to Italy we might as well be cheeky to him . Accordingly , he had XldVX stuck aiU ^ R . it 1 L into ILJ . IU him 1 L 1111 that ULLCL l lilt the I French ICllLU troops CJLUCJJO must 11 J . U . 31 . leave ICdVC 1 Rome \ U 1 UC directlin order to of misunder

      y " remove any possible ground - i standing" between France and Italy . It was a safe thing to say since the Italians would like it and the Emperor would not care for it . I Mr . Disraeli said he had no plums to offer equal to those provided by Lord Stanley—in fact he had nothing at all but the Estimates , and two Reform Bills , which nobody would care a bit about except for the sake of quarrelling over them . The Duke of Maryborough said he could supply the old Public schools bill which had already done a good deal of duty and could also give a neat paragraph as to education in general , about which so much nonsense was being talked just now . It would be seen that he had called it important

      and and difficult difficult , , which which he Tie had had found found to to be he strictl strictlv y true true , , especiall esne . ciallv y the latter . Wondered why they had put all the Dukes in the worst places—but supposed now that it was to educate them . This remark was followed by an interval of silence , which was broken by the Duke of Richmond , who said he had been trying to get the officials in his office to tell him something about trade . It was a difficult and harassing subject , the railways were a perfect nuisance , always wanting to be inspected or something j storm signals were also a great worry , and he understood generally , that the mercantile marine was in great need of something being done which would release the President of the Board of Trade from some of his difficulties—begged to hand

      in in a a paragrap naracraoh h , . which which F Farrer arrer had had suggested susrcested and and which which would would meet the case . The Lord Chancellor said they ought to put in a general promise to amend the law . He had several measures in view , among others he of course intended to bring in his own Sunday Observance Bill again , and should expect that it would be sup- ) ported cheerfully , by the whole Government . Mr . Hardy here remarked that it was necessary to say thing something he could about think Fenianism of very , successfull and he y had —he said had ' the said onl that y I p it hraseol must ogy be * " or rigorousl Queen' y s speech put down English . " That , but mi it g was ht not true be , and legal he ¦ wnnlrl efrirlr to it !

      Mr . Disraeli then suggested that a general promise of other questions should be thrown in to round it all off and bind it together , and the whole of the materials thus furnished having

      been movers well and mixed seconders up , were of the boiled address down , and into having the been heads allowed of the to dished simmer to there the for Parliament twelve or and fourteen was at hours once , discussed the pudding abused was ' sniffed up at , denied , but never theless , eagerly devoured , as pud- , dings always are .

      Respectability At The Police-Court.

      RESPECTABILITY AT THE POLICE-COURT .

      Ably Mr Connected . Elliott " , The Yout...

      ably Mr connected . Elliott " , the youth other s , broug day , had ht before to deal him with , two charged " respect with - having Palace show stolen -stalls several . The articles worthy of Magistrate value from having off the discovered Crystal malady that the , known poor young ( in' ^ prisoners respectabl were y connected victims " to society a stran ) as sort " ep ileptical This quaint kleptomania decision , " reminds dismissed one them not a " little with of an the admonition verdict of . " an of beating Irish jury his wife who but found in acquitting that their him prisoner , strong " was ly advised . not guilty him not Encour to a do ged it again by the for examp he wouldn le set ' t by get the off eccentric so easily next but worthy time . " several Magistrate jurymen to whom have made we have arrangements referred , for we understand appearance that in the newspapers of the * following reports , under the heading " Middlesex Sessions . " A FUNNY DISEASE . William Sykes * a well-known burglar , was brought before the one Nancy Assistan t e -Judge ll , in the , charged face , arm with s , & brutall c . y kicking a woman , Several witnesses were called to prove the assault , and a

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Nov. 30, 1867, page 310, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_30111867/page/10/