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      January 3 O, 1869. The Tomaha Wk. F^I__

      January 3 o , 1869 . THE TOMAHA WK . f ^ i __

      "Dropped Among The Prigs? A Atov&Z Qf Principle. (N.B.—Not Taken From. Britannia.)

      " DROPPED AMONG THE PRIGS ? A ATOV & Z QF PRINCIPLE . ( N . B . —Not taken from . Britannia . )

      F ~®(J* ^Ssla^Tte* ^ A Legacy With A Ven...

      f ~®( j * ^ ssla ^ tte * ^ A Legacy with a Vengeance . CHAPTER III . AFTER THE SECOND . And Oh the so world are fools \ oh ' heads the . world , -who ! follow it is so , follow very , hollow follow , Old Play { unique ) , in possession of the Author . *

      have I D know ear been reader it kept must , in have have ignorance you been forg all a iven bitter this me tithe disappointment ? as to who the to cobbler you to was . But you have had a week , sweet reader , to get over the disappointment Have you got . over it 1 Not quite , ah ! I think not quite . Joh Who who ever vruu watches does get with vviwu ove intelligent iiib r AAi a disappointment uub but hungry ± x ** m *^ m ? Does that w **« - * v little part

      j uuuxA the nny y pudding ^ , nawuuwa which appears to contain i ^ uv most .,. p j lum eyes wjr w s »* , and then ^ **»** , recover oh agony this ! sees rude the shock stranger % boy get it at last , —does he ever adored somer Or does , than by Augustus twenty Augustus other , when , and young his gives adorable men her , hand all Pamela richer to the turns , if richest not out hand to and be - leaves the rest to scramble for her heart ? Does -Psha ! reader , you want to know who the cobbler

      was . . The He was cobbler a fine was stalwart the only , swart shoemaker , dumpy in kind the village of man of , Rizzio with a . he hard was han a , revolutionist and a soft head a , red ay , and hot heart revolutionist too , bless . him He ! hated But S Monarchs hort Commons , he hated . He Parliament was , a terrible , he man hated was Royalty this cobbler , he hated , this old Tart —Jam Tart the village wags called him , because his

      gave name name you was was that Iamblichus Iamblichus name ? . . Your Reader Reader , godfathers , , what what is is and your vour your name na godmothers me 1 * Who Who . Do you like that name ? You don ' t ? Then take my advice and their punch faultnot your godfather . ' s and godmother ' s heads . It was Perhaps , , on second yours thoughts , this would not be genteel . He Iamblichus did not mind , or anything Jam Tart . , He did did not not mind mind his the name Baronet ; not . He he .

      did not mind his lady . He did not mind his p ' s and q's . He game did not -keeper mind . old He did Sam hot Leopard mind his , the stops Baronet . Not ' s he confidential . He did not minded mind her —he . had not got a wife , or perhaps- he would have Now I have told you all about the cobbler , about poor old Jam teaspoonful Tart , a of sour the old brown man sugar you think (!) of , — charity then you . should put in a

      Leopard Jamliked , the Flossy son of ( old the Sam Baronet Leopard ' s niece , who ) , and managed he liked to Leopold educate his which son he at shot Oxford . , out of the profits he made on the rabbits and Leopold that is Leopard why old was Jam in Tart love with hated Flossy Lady Rizzio Rizzio , . poor And fool he ! like showed s was his old hate Jam , too —he , — showed he was his a man hata of for violent Lady likes Ruth and Riz dis / io - cruell How y— ? ruthlessly . ¦ F ^ mP ^ mt mmt * ¦ ^\ . 1 . a mt W mt < ri ¦¦ 4 f

      wooden Wh ^ y , peg when , so he as mended to gall her her heel boots when he , she always walked hammered . ia a But Poor Jam Lady mi Ruth ght ; Rizzio have spared I himself the trouble , for Lady Rizzio never walked—she always went out in her carriage . for * Ills To mottoes bo sold to on his RRA talented . SOVA . nLH and terms strictly . [ honourable The Author friend thinks , Major it rJ (? ht Blake to state . 3 that he Is Indebted Stores o < ' > Fine ( Secretary old Jamaica and Mannifer , 4 Hd . per ; Major pound Blake , to , be . had nt the Military and Mllltla Co-operatlva

      F ~®(J* ^Ssla^Tte* ^ A Legacy With A Ven...

      CHAPTER IV . THE STRANGER POKES THE FIRE . Oh , what spectres it is to of see a misspent a ^ gain youth ! Oh , what know it is those to be names called are names but— , the truth ! . . Poems by a Retired Officer . *

      do The wn the Stranger main street rode of , on tlie a village mettlesom . e cream-coloured cob , some Jam cream was sitting -coloured outside cob his c shop aracolling , and as down he saw the the street mettle he - chuckled , " Ah ! here comes the Circus ! " , Jam The Stranger was a wag was . dressed in black velvet , with a bonnet and feathers " Which , and is he the rode way s to olemnly " up to Jam ' s door . rr -s . street - . 1 / I 11 t « i the «* nimbl ••¦¦ iTr

      " " No Queer ; to Old " replied " e Jam . " Nick ' s ?" " " Destruction Hold thy peace ?" , ribald man . I seek the way to •" Leopard " A truce . " to thy raillery ! I seek the house of one Samuel Strange VA " . There r would II goes his not « T » son laugh ¦¦ w— —ask at him his , j " okes replied and % * 0 a .+ Jam Jam , sulkil as I y said , for the

      k ^ W V * VW * V * ** . » <*> ** ****** - ¦ . *¦* " ^ J *>^ +-m . ^*^ , y , *** . | % > V & A * , a « -W * 7 - « - kJCVlVij , VVC ^ kJ a wag . gave "Ha a , cavernous ha , ha ! His laugh son as ! he Ha , ambled ha , ha in ! " and pursuit the of Stranger young Leopold . CHAPTER V . IN -w WHICH THE - STRANGER - DOES -- WHAT HE OUGHT - ^^ ii TO | HAVE

      _ — — — — _ - ^ m —^ — — ^ m * ^— * m ^ W ^ B ^ B DONE IN THE LAST CHAPTER . * Oh yes find ! for one it ' is very hood hard 's genial sins Run Like into needles one when or like one the is old patent , pins . * In a small roomneatlluxuriouslfurnishedsat two

      , y , nay , y , men . The Stranger and Sam Leopard . should The be room . The was chairs furnished were all just stuffed like with a game hares -keeper and ' rabbits s room while booksbound in moleskinadorned the , walls . , crave Weasels in in lass -lass that , cases cases had .. gone pop when , alive , were now silent as the grave g p

      poisoned Ah , it , is because well to he be interferes a weasel with , to the be trapped game on , and which shot sordid , and and Are sporting there not Man human would batten weasels his who selfish interfere carcase with ! our little game swords , and of slander whom and we hunt hounds down of uncharitableness with spears of 1 malice , and scandal To say -mongering nothing , of women the game . -keepers , which I take to be old

      But " revenons d nos bouffes /" the Old Stranger Sam Leopard , with his sat cloak coweri wrapped ng on one majestically side of the around fire , while him , eye " d So the ! So gamekeeper ! Samuel Leopard with a sardonyx , you have glance grown . your hair since j ! I saw Every you hair last in !" Ss » "" > leopard ' s head quivereU with emotion as ' tL who - Yes *• Granger Wh live 7 , tt hairs J . J . bbti at home can W uttered *>*** feel *^ and W * - . » those shave Listen >« rf « tJVV words 4 «> ! to V ^** Listen that «* . AV « V « , ye J •** gent O lemen *^* »* V *••* b of ^** Eng if VI ICL land I 111 I l . V- ¦ 1 ,

      your cold bright scissors ever gaping for < uieir that , prey ye . arbers Listen , with to that round , brutal the painted Blueber chamber . d , as ! you drag Fatima by her chignon prison The hairs shears of had Sam cut Leopard short their remembered rollicking the , glossy day , when beautiful the youth The , and Stranger they snapped seized the with poker terror ! . He put it solemnly in the fire . the * A author work at of Hnrdwlcke considerable ' 9 , merit Piccadilly , though . not S 3 widely known as It ousrht to fee , Fubllth « d for Compnny * Patent ( Limited pins . There ) . [ Secretary are reall and y none Chief like Director those , Mojor made Blake by the . ] Pontonvllle Pin nnd Needle

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Jan. 30, 1869, page 51, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_30011869/page/9/