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Tomahawk (1867-1870), 23rd April 1870, Edition 1 of 1, Page 156, THE ROUNDABOUT RAMBLES.

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    • PATRIOTISM OUT OF PLACE.
    • THE POLITICAL PAUL PRY.
    • THE ROUNDABOUT RAMBLES.
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      If There Is No Success Like Success, So ...

      in the world will not prevent him from appearing ridiculous , all the contempt in the world will not turn away our scorn . We to now laug have h at a hi perfect m . Vce rig victis ht to lampoon f Only a hi great m , to su write ccess hi could m down have ? justified he has the failed cruel —failed ruthless most retrenchment signally . Let of the laug last year at , and because he is ridiculous—and dismiss him from his office because he is noxious . Clever minister ! he would give the poor man Sugar ! Sugar , man a bad ' s substitute mouth during for the the bread last twelve he has months taken ! out Sugar of that ! What poor can the poor do with sugar ? Cut bono / they can ' make coffins out of sugar !

      156 The Tom Aha Wk . \Apru 23, 1870.

      156 THE TOM AHA WK . \ AprU 23 , 1870 .

      Patriotism Out Of Place.

      PATRIOTISM OUT OF PLACE .

      Tomahawk Let Us Hop , For E That We Are ...

      Tomahawk Let us hop , for e that we are M going . Ulric to de call Fonvielle him . a donkey does not . Not read con the - tent Prince with Pierre having Bonaparte , by his inan at the e violence recent trial , secured , he has the now acquittal set him of - very self up properl for election y and severel at Lyons y beaten . And b we y a are candidat glad to e belong has ing been to the 7 , 500 Left . Perhaps Centre , who this little polled episode 15 , 000 will votes satisf to y M the . de champ Fonvielle ion of ' s liberty and would that be just better now for he himself is unappreciated as well as for by the his cause countrymen he - , fesses to serve if he were for a time to retire into private pro life . friend Under ' s any murder circu mstances scarcely the a leg attempt itimate way to make to secure capital popularity out of a —even in France .

      The Political Paul Pry.

      THE POLITICAL PAUL PRY .

      Ing We To Understand The Church That Of ...

      ing We to understand the Church that of Rome certain are Members about to of ask Parliam Mr . ent Newdegate belongsentative the following for questions Northampton . Consid has eri taken ng the in action the Convent that the Enquiry repreto Commission answer them , we . do After not quite allthe see how estions he can have consistentl not more y re to fuse do with his private affairs than , his qu Committee would have to do with the domestic matters of a number of honoured English ladies oldest — fa ladies milies , in the Great daug Britain hters a and nd sisters Ireland . of the heads of the 1 . —Have you any objection , Mr . Newdegate , to tell us ending whether Christmas the total of 186 your 9 exceed washerwoman ed that ' s bill the fo year r the ending year Christmas 1868 ? , yours 2 . — Is Mr . Buckstone , do you , preach the celebrated to him , comedian or does he , a preach friend to of you . ever 3 . — sung Do you a duet love with Mr him . Whalley ? as yourself ? If so , have you 4 . —Can you play on the flute ? If so , how many tunes ? Are 5- — th Are ey p you retty married ? ? If so , how many daughters have you ? Have 6 . — you Have ever you been ever bankrupt been summoned ? at a County Court ? 7 . —Do you wear a wig ? limes 8 . — ? Have you ever been horse-whipped ? If so , how many a ji 9 . — wh Can en you you dance are dru a ji k g when you are sober ? Can you dance received 10 . —Have from you the any last objection friend who to was read taken the last from letter you you by death ? you 11 . cry —How at his many funeral nails ? were there in that friend's cofnn ? Did bo 12 wh , — en What a pry do ing you committee think the examines feelings them of English unceremoniousl ladies will y upon revered subjects as yo as ur sacred mother as ' s your memory father ? ' s tomb Eh , , Mr and . N as ewdegate holy and , p . swer us that !

      The Roundabout Rambles.

      THE ROUNDABOUT RAMBLES .

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      Lugworth, I2> Tk Ajbril, 1870. You My Do...

      Lugworth , I 2 > tk Ajbril , 1870 . you My down last to note the , despatch point at e which d to you the Chief a week arrived ago , I at believe the Meet took have in the very ed extraordinary from such a commence I described ? nent . what You the may end possibl of the y r saddled that H un owever promised things guess with , it would is this to useless be 1 appalling hav like e to , turned but complain charge yoW out can , as seeing . disagreeabl Here scarcel no a way m y have I , of at shirki this conceived they place ng did it , , hitherto and feeling had that from every my aunt is . di At minishing Lugworth the , expectations all I can do I have is to keep the Chief locked up securely in his room all day , and which apolog , is I e have for him given at out dinner boldly on everywhere the score , he of brain has long fever been , from , gether chronic with sufferer " ki . nd Invitati inquiries ons " , u aft nfortunatel er his health y , still ; arid crowd , thoug in , to - have to get refused out of so Lord me h Bolchester alf dozen , ' I marriage shall find , a it' pe utterl nny y reading impossible , the school treat , and a special lecture with 'a panorama , by the Literary Chief " introducing and Scientific many Institution native customs on Tuesday , " at next the . Lugworth For this know prospective half how treat to I work am indebted the Chief to and Spagmore bring , who forward says I , and 't that and Spagm he means ore to is show going me to how lend . The me rector his eleven is to take Indians the chair " , looking strengthen forward the bill to , " a as me he rry calls sort it of , so e % > ening m 1 ? 5 suppose ut , to resume I am , I dare the hunt day , and uld s like o I sen to have d them the you few in note the s rough I jotted . down * * * * * * * *

      the We gates are and all assembled turnpike man . The on a Chief promise ( who that I he have shall got have to drop the had fox for not tea co ) me is attracting the scene a good seem deal s to be of grad attention ually . exciting I wish him we . his I have long ju st noticed , , a doz , en which poison I had ed arrows not be , fore and , th a large he h horse as bro whip ught . I He ca refuses n see to that give se up veral any coun of these ty men on any condition like his whatever cut , and . di I am sagreeable sure one . of them is coming up to me to say something ? * * * * * * will In despair ive me I have the w offered hi . He him onl a dog sm , ile anyone ses he the likes ack , if he refuses g . I am up afraid that p he has got it into , ey his head p that , we are going to hunt the # dogs . * * * * * * * wanted Have for spoken the run to him ; but . , No what , he seemed worse , thought to know , we the were dogs going were to give Lord Bolchestea a hundred yards start , and chase hint / understand I have implored but he him insists to ask that me he more understands about things everything he doesn capi ' - t had tally white , and says hair , that ! It he seems pitched that on in Lord Pokyar Bolchester they frequentl because y hunt he here their in grandfathers England such , and a thing I cannot would quite be persuade considered him unkind yet , that and involve a summons . ******** He only chuckles and feels over his arrow heads . I am terribl are off y . afraid I have he half will a be mind up to to some tomfoolery to Lord Bolcheste the moment rand we the in an hounds off-hand with way the , ask cover him of whether a go fish up kettle he has ever his back ridden . , T with his , odd might , an I keep mi Indian ght the hazard conundrum arrows some out . joke , and I feel about if he riding thought up to cover . my ^ suggestion and say it was « * * * very # uneasy ** * move Just . as Off I we managed . I will to get make near for Lord him every B . body was on the ? ° # # ? front Chief Straig , IS and * ) ht Goodness fortunately across this only * within field knows — * a over 1 few Sometimes * the yards hedge of I — him fancy I ' m . well Where I hear to the nis the the war No - Field doubt whoop . he behind / is can up \ , to help and some a it . good un Ah -English deal ! here of I shouting foolery am close , and and to is Bolchester swearing offending . . Another hedge . Over . Yoicks 1

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), April 23, 1870, page 156, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_23041870/page/4/