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    June 20 , 1868.3 THE TOMAHAWK. 2 53

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    TOM AHA WK'S ME VIE TV.

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    (See the Cartoon.) Rotten Row ! Two word...

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    CONSCIENCE-MONE Y.

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    TO THE EDITOR OF THE "TOMAHAWK." betting...

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    June 20 , 1868.3 The Tomahawk. 2 53

    June 20 , 1868 . 3 THE TOMAHAWK . 2 53

    Tom Aha Wk's Me Vie Tv.

    TOM AHA WK'S ME VIE TV .

    (See The Cartoon.) Rotten Row ! Two Word...

    ( See the Cartoon . ) Rotten Row ! Two words which conjure up a host of bug memories , cant . , and Fashion hypocrisy and paint . Rotten , folly and Row heartlessness , abode of all . that Hum is - insincere where — ¦ — ^ ¦ ^ mr ^ ap ^ men » ^™^— ^ a * ^ and ^ are ™ i ^» ^ r ly indeed " ™ ing ^ * i ^ pv ^ p » — ^ a ^ ^ pa . of ¦ puppet r ^^ a wicked ¦ i ~ W'p ^ amr ap ¦ s * # , a and ^^¦^^— indolence ' ^ ^ p ^ women »¦ » ~ m ^ ^» ^ ^ - ^ pr at ^ , reall of ai ^ ar a «* ap lazy ^ ^ b y p dolls a ^ inap vice * ^ p i ^ ^ Baa * . I Land

    eff But his see war , Tomahaw -paint ( used k must only be by in squaws the fashion in Society : so ) he and washes turns ladies his weapon he must into ive a peace one -pipe of . the As he uses is of about his hatchet to mix that among he may puff the g tobacco up —the' incense offered to the shrine of Beauty by the lords of gentle blood . Fit emblem of the existence of the tencrest of their Mr ah virtues 4 A ! All life is

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    for smoke Beauty , why and , who those are who " ladies imitate ' cigarettes her ? Smoke " made , then for if , and it is talk not , then the app : virtue lause 's of ' slow " ladie / ' s so " and " go the in " grins for vice of fools — " go ! in and win " begins if Fools you . , can Look ah , say such at their where fools receding ! the ' Look monkey foreheads in their ends and faces and their , the and inan man see e expressions ; listen to their nauseous twaddle and their meaning — — ap- — ' » " ~ — _ T" % less ^^ ^^ ^* laug ^^ " ^^^ a *^ hter * p » ah » pap- ¦¦* 9 . Call ^ ap * W »»^ Jai these »¦» aVap > aapaaP' ^ pP wretched a * a . ap * ^ p ^ hw aha * « a * ^^— creatures ^^ A » «^ ap 4 j » ajp a- * - *** * a * ap men a > JL & Wapp * - ' » - ' ¦* ! a )

    Hairdressers' blocks if you will , or even tailors' dum-Arthur g mies ins , the but Fitztwaddle Clod men -hopper —the the idea is Guardsman a is brute too , p but reposte is a he brute ' rous is a too ! strong but Giles he brute Nog is a - ; weak Giles , Nogg effeminate ins 1 E brute quals . in Is intelligence Fitztwaddle , the to Guardsman be , preferred is at to a great disadvantage when it comes to a question of the mere and animal a-a a - vicious . And unintelli if you don gent ' t animal regard 4 h Fitztwaddle what # else can LAi as an do animal with f ,

    him v ~ v > — ^ ? p— Remember « * - ^ ^ ^^ «>** , j v » «^ ^^^ that ¦* ~ m m m J .. _ he ^ H ^^^^ m * has ^ v ^ m > •**^ a »»^^ soul p ^ , « w w * vv and ^ ^^ mm think ^* ^^ ^^ ^** what you y ^^ *^ a ^^^^ weak | A W A ^ merel white- y livered regard thing him as that an animal soul must —let be him , . take Oh no rank , be before civil , and the , rats so ' on and find after his level the dogs . ! Do this , and you will see that he will inanel But come . He , Tomahawk wishes to has attention taken his so seat he , tries and is to look grinning like an idiot y that he escape muster , that crowd of

    idiotsthat he may be taken may pass by the fools among for a fool , for a satyr by those men who air old their enough smoking to be -room their stories grandfathers before . ladies He , sits children there , with and riages listless as stare they and pass expressionless before him . face in a , while jerkin he g procession watches the which carmoves First at come the rat Lady e of nearl Kew y and two her and daughter a half hours the a heiress mile . . And will that young girl live to become like her mother ? Will the

    golden beard ? hair Will change that listless to a wi expression g , the smooth grow chin into learn that wicked to wear air a of into discontent a form bearing ? Will a that strong slightl famil y blase y likeness angel change to the Fury gradually who sits The beside carriage her ? passes Only too and likel is succeeded y ! by a cab . Who have All we here the ? moustaches A fat Jew in absolutel Christendom y reeking will with not seventy hide per th cent nose . ! scoundrel ¦ ! The smallest boy for a in London will y not ,

    alter — — — — — the ¦—•¦• ' «•'« fact - th »• * kafe at ^> thou M >**«« k * art vw « a *• # * ^^ grinding I * ^** * •*** , page | - » vulgar ^ il * ** -minded •¦¦•>•• ^ » F X A Wfc ^ r , crawling | * . J . 4 ( I I \_^ \ j pavement usurer , thrice of - Good cursed Intentions Hebrew to ! thine Begone onl brute y home , back ! Foll over y and the vice The are rest bad of enoug the scene h without ? The thy same plague ! -stricken Rotten Row presence is naught ! without its monotony . " Over and over again—ever the same . " The Tomahaw words fu k rni watches sh a photograp the scene h—dismal until boredom but true ! sets in with

    What such 4 severity does . he that aA dream . ' he ¦* , ! gradual Why «¦ ^ y this sinks ¦¦¦ . He into at sees the _ before land of him _~ Sleep ~ the . politicians flower of the ; authors country and ' s genius artists — ; p learned hilanthropists lawyers and and divi clever nes fro preachers m the easel from , and the pul preachers pit , preachers from the from stage the . study He sees , preachers before ;

    him in the place of those blase beings who have so haunted his and waking hearts hours and , real souls poets men and who great have novelists done much —men for with Eng minds land , and Bishops more . , He for sees the before worl , d— him Doctors the genius and Deans of Britannia , Professors , the and inrise tellect to of his the lips Eng by lish the people hundred . Here ; here they they are are , and , fighting their a names good fi *•* g >— ht ^* W and 1 A 4 LV . striving * J V aV A *; L * - * £ •> gallantl WvtiA & Mi * -m . \ rM y . to ' «» # gain > ., _•_•«> al * .. * . w a * . g ^—** lorious - *^ a . a . -w - «¦»—* , if m > » , "hard ¦— -earned - ^ —— — ~ --

    victory . All hail to this army of knight errants performing their All hail vows to them in the a thousand Land of times Shams ! And , in the he admire Home s their of H - ypocrisy beau- . tiful faces , and smiles in his sleep , and recognises among very them many the picture hatchet of , in his . sp brothers He ite smiles of their , many until extre of he those ? laug ne beauty hs who , for have , graduall assume helped y the the him appearance faces to wield in the of pressionless Once a night more -mare feature the , and real s ! he . Still Moving laughs the 1 until carriages dreary he wakes ¦» round , blaze — of with faces inanity h a , st and art . ex ith

    no * UlVWiJ ¦ beg _ lV / inning Xl _ & VUkJ _ A V ^ and LVkUl W > with P ^ ** out - * fcAX-V an VAV end * - * .- V . V ** -V * Insi k . J * ^ p id m * . ** iai .--. Society ¦ i i ^^ -m , ~ . « . >«^ takes v ^ VI y , — its # — --airing , and as Tomahawk stalks away he thinks , " How comes poor it that Eng with lish all peop our le are teachers so stup , wise id , so men very , and , very grey stup -beards id ? How , we comes it that our aristocracy— they of the blue blood and the many our acres men —are are so uneducated ies and our and maidens unrefined dolls 1 How ? How is it that is it that young vul / garity has become pupp 1 WAalai the ¦ and at infidelity the fashion -m- ____ ?

    a , , ^ . j . »_^ , v , a is * . * » j it (_ Jb that A- A J ' . we AbVW are ¦ - •«*• V ^ no better ^*» ••<*¦«• ^« " vogue th ^ ar * fc an -wa . < v our va > -. —— nei * . — . — — g hbours —r - «• - ^ - ^ j w 1 " — w the Tomahaw Deldge . k But ' s comp the laint Teacher was must an old preach one— , especiall one dating y when back he to remembers that our wives are worse than their mothers—that our children are worse than our wives . We are going down hill , Ladies and Gentlemen , so its high time that some one should cry " Woho ! "

    Conscience-Mone Y.

    CONSCIENCE-MONE Y .

    To The Editor Of The "Tomahawk." Betting...

    TO THE EDITOR OF THE " TOMAHAWK . " betting Sir , — went I see on that , commissions a poor man who were keeps executed a public , betting house lists where were supp exhibited ly the , and poor many frequenters other praiseworthy of the place with attempts an imitation were made of the to club houses of their betters , has been fined , £ 100 by a magistrate for I violating am a magistrate the law . myself ai **¦ aai a large landownerand the head of

    a noble ob a , aai afc ahB » ai famil aj , ah afc ¦¦ »« Mr'Bk y ; I ap aj return ^ «|* - a ^ f aa ^ half ar * - , m w- » the aa > v ^ v ^ F member ^ ^^ ^^ of ^^ a , 3 borough ^ . ^ ^ ai ^ ~ m ^ av and ^ ^ ¦ - ^^ ^ ^ the ™ - ^ ^ - whole of one of the members for the county ; I am an hereditary leg looked islator up in to b fact y thousands , and in such of my a poor position and humble that my neig examp hbours le is , regular and my frequenter influence for of Tattersall good or 's evil , and is I very need great hardl . y I express am also my a sincere aff grief at finding that I have been continually breaking

    Bi * r ah * ia > ^^ r at Da * « a > ai ah VBpaai w ^ ar Bar « bi flt ^ ai ^^ ar ^ ^ J * a ^—^ rt af m ap ^ bb ^^^ b ^^ w "v r ^ a * w ^ hf ^ ^ v ap ^^ ap ^ ^ ^ v . v > w ai ai ap / aiar ^ ^ iip' ^ r- ^ ^ i » ^ ^ ^ m ^ ^ the punity law . , and I do can not continue think it to advisable do so as to long interfere as I with like , the with leg im iti - - mate and national amusements of the Upper Classes . I think the Turf one of the bulwarks of our national liberties , and I feel . sure that the state coach would break down altogether if we were not to keep up the breed of horses by the aid of such

    excellent institutions as horse racing , steeple-chasing , the betting ring of allowing , and Tattersall the impression 's . Still to , I get am about quite that sensible there of is one the law danger for the poor and another for the rich , and " that" the shop-boy who in borro order ws from to meet his master his debts ' s till of , or honour sells his , is wife to be andchildren punished ' by s bread law , whilst w p ^ b ap ap ai ap v the av a > w ap aal ^ nobleman ai aipp nr apr ^^ B . a . ap A ^ n Jl v ^ who v * I i ^ v ¦ ^ ¦ ¦ A p v lunders ^ as " ^^ ap ^ " ^^ i ap al mM ap his ^ ^ ^ ^ al ar brothers al ov " ^ ^^ r ^ ^ ^ " ^^ ^ ap and ^ - ^ ^ - ^ aw ^ . a sisters # ap bbp ap aap ^ ^ < ar , at sells ap akp ^ v ^ ^ hp ^ the a 1 w ^ ^ w >

    has very been roof the over pride his famil of generations y ' s head , and of lay his s ancestors waste the with property the sam that e honest example purpose will be , followed should not by be all punished the noblemen at all . and I feel gentlemen sure that who my frequent is under Tattersall no affectation 's , according of concealment to their means or modesty ; and therefore that it I announce which I have my won intention on the of last devoting meeting ^ j 0 as , 000 a sort from of the conscience , £ 50 , 000 - money ap p aj in h lieu of the fines ¦« which uiih I have incurred aia by ai

    involuntarily w ^ v ^ m ^ w ^ m . w breaking , ^^ n ^ r— w a . a * a a * w the vp ^* *^ ^ laws ^ ap ^ " ^ v ^ p ^ " ^ of ^^ * the v ^^ ^^ ^ ^— country ^ p ^—^ ^^ ^ m * ^— v . I ^ - ^ ¦> p lace ^ ^ v * b a ^^ these par a sums aa v v ^ p a ap a at ^ * the divided free among disposal ten of of the our chief princi police pal hosp magistrate itals , on of the London sole , condi to be - tion that St . George ' s Hospital , which benefited so much from | who the unbounded never passed liberality its money of -box the without members contributing of Old Tattersall from their ' s ,

• Citation
  • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 20, 1868, page 253, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_20061868/page/9/