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24 THE TOM A HA WK. [?u7y 18, 1868.
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LONDON, JULY 18, 1868.
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THE WEEK.
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, Talk about turning swords into sickles...
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There has been a great outcry against th...
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How would the following read ? • . Antho...
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We have a practical suggestion to make i...
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AMUSEMENT FOR THE PEOPLE /
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(See Cartoon.) Spoken by a Swell. and Al...
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Nap Night ier is Thought nn'appier of no...
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24 The Tom A Ha Wk. [?U7y 18, 1868.
24 THE TOM A HA WK . [? u 7 y 18 , 1868 .
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London, July 18, 1868.
LONDON , JULY 18 , 1868 .
The Week.
THE WEEK .
, Talk About Turning Swords Into Sickles...
, Talk about turning swords into sickles , but what is that to the Marquis of Salisbury , known once as " Fighting Bob , " turned peacemaker ? The only parallel we can think of is Mars as a nursery governess !
There Has Been A Great Outcry Against Th...
There has been a great outcry against the conduct of the railway company that deposits its passengers at the foot of the Crystal Palace . The management of the line seems , like its engineers , to be contented with a very ' low level . "
How Would The Following Read ? • . Antho...
How would the following read ? . Anthony "On the Stubbs 11 tli , of Jul a y baron , at et Bolling . " ford Park , Wilts , the wife of Sir Yet this is the way the leading journals set to work , when another baby is added to the household of H . R . H . the Prince
of Wales . Why on earth will the Times talk about the " Princess of Wales being safely delivered of a Princess ? " Is there not the word " daughter " in the English language ?
We Have A Practical Suggestion To Make I...
We have a practical suggestion to make in serious earnest . '• If that most obstinate and narrow-minded of all officials , who bullies all the unfortunate inhabitants of London under the plea of protecting them , persists in w # / 7 ztaining that cruel order about muzzling dogs , we propose that a subscription be raised for the
purpose of prosecuting Sir Oracle for cruelty to animals . We shall very gladly contribute our mite towards such a fund . It is quite time that some restraint were placed on the bungling incapacity and brazen stupidity of our would-be Prefect of Police .
Amusement For The People /
AMUSEMENT FOR THE PEOPLE /
(See Cartoon.) Spoken By A Swell. And Al...
( See Cartoon . ) Spoken by a Swell . and Always all that go sort to see of thing female —chance gymnasts of — an good accident figures — , excitement you know , , better you " go " know about than . in her Schneider Paris —kicks . Like up great her her leg fun awfull in too the — y . " deuced Sabre So does song good Poll . "— y Awful much ( still the same , you see ; but she slightly bores me , so I will introher her duce . she she you used used to her to to one dance dance of these at at Drury Drury days Lane Lane if you ) ) and and like— so so you do do my my remember sisters sisters ..
Very Offenbach , jolly , deuced indeed . good Awfull —' speciall y nice combination y the ballet ! , legs Apropos - and , music knew a fellow who { Here & c , fo & llo c . ws much unfit for publication !) Spoken by a " Girl of the Period . " and Oh Charley , so deli came ghtfull up y improper into our box , you during know . the Great marriage fun— scene Harry . that They to said this such very good moment things I can : on ' t my mak honour e up my they mind were whether so broad I oughtnt to have blushed l / Xvit 3 iU 4 Vi or not i \ Awfully nice /! One *¦ objec % -
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(See Cartoon.) Spoken By A Swell. And Al...
Well , if there Spoken ' s anything by a as Counter I thinks -Jumper really the . thing , it is these ' ere female gymnasts . I always pays with pleasure to you see ' know em . . You No gets rubbishing such a lot nets of , or hexcitement anything of for that your sort money . No , the if they hentertainment comes down . they Oh , it comes beats down 'Amlet . That ' ollow 's , the and pleasure can give of a , stunning couple of , " that stone ' s what to them it is . sill Went y horatorios to see Miss . It ' S s chneider " slap bang the other ^^ niht *** ff in the V ** W gallery 1 - Oh JLl it 1 b OKglad
as wv- ' -w ow . *** g I didn vj , up 't understan ^ M- * X ^ d French V- ^ , y very was VVCCO well " . , ' cos « . " you I X was WCtO see ^ liAC it mig acting ht . ' ave Oh , turned she was out sp as icy ' ow ! the I says words ( in weren spite 't of as most spicy of as the ' er thinks gents in Miss our Schneider establishment quite disagreeing as good as with Miss me )— Annie I say Adams s that I . I ain't joking , I really mean it ! Spoken by a " Rough . " Law bless my lovely -soul , but if this ' ere " female gymnast " ¦ months « ain ¦ " •«• ' t « - crummy wmiiuij ) , may xxxa bless . j I a . never uv , vv lovel . i p ^» ick i \ -tt . up ujj a lovel xuvciy y wi wipe per * for lur the nic ' next next SIX six
Ed . Tom . . ) Law angels I my 'Owsomever y soul ,. I , they ? ave is been stunning unkimmon ( let ' s say un- , fortnit . Never seed a lovely haccident in my life ! It's too bad see . a They lovely 're cove stopp lagge ing d heverythink ; and , you now mark -a- my days lovel ! Yer y word can s 't , for they that 'll do - lovel away y furriner with these at the ' ere " St female . J ames gymnasts 's , my lovely " next missus ! As won gaff ' " t let is me quite go sp and icy -see enoug 'er h : she for says me . as O ' ow them a lovel women y " penny them women over their ! they lovel never y ' eds let with yer a do lovel what y poker yer like ! unless yer taps , ' em
Spoken by " Tomahawk . " And this is what you call amusement ! moustache First , you , miserable you wretched creature barber in ' s the block blonde and whiskers tailor ' s dummy and the ; you like ment libel to of see vul on a mankind poor fools woman and and he imperil artless insult her to dandie the life s for monkey ? the You savage who race— have amuse so yon not - the heart to gar do a single charitable actionnor the brains to avoid it is you the who most approve open of of pitfalls and support , or the most this pointless obvious , nf of barbarity snares , — !
Did Did your vour forefathers forefathers fi fig ^ ht ht and and die rh ' e in in thp the HpfWnr defence ^ of all nil that thai- was was chivalrous that you might pelt with mud the family escutcheon ? Away find an fool empty ! back cage to and your fill it favourite with your spot foll , y the ! " Zoo . " Try to : who And have you broug , Madam ht men , iri the to look enamel upon and your bare sex shoulders as something !—you : .. worse who have than turned Othello marriage ' s angry into descri a farce ption , and of Desdemona the very name . ' —you of ; morality i lad * i . v / i «* ij , fcjf into iiiiu a a . jest j ^ oi . and auu a b uy ye c- -word w \ Ji . \ X !— . Have have you y UVl so 3 U little J . 1 LIJ . C of < JJ . the LX 1 C
desty y left of in the you cancan that you , and can sympathise laugh at with the vul those garity who and love immo to - : and regard her the coarse progress -minded of flunkey a liason ? between Are you so a regardless graceful Duchess of your : mother's memory that you would tempt the chance of losing for death ever the , by heritag striving e of to honour copy the and manners respect of she the left poor to uneducated you at her > wretches you pass so often and with so many shudders in the ' gas g u , o -li Jiiguv ghted ^ u . streets Qbivwva when vv xl \* xi . your jtvjiij . carriage vaiiiagw wends wwiiuo its 11 . 0 way vv n * y on \ jx * . its no
road bless to the stars Opera that ? we Fie have for no shame Bridewell , Madam I ! Reform , and your beware As for both you , of my you men ! — We you all of the know shop the board story and of the the police empty cell till , and the broken cash-box . Policeman X is the best preacher to read And a sermon last . I will to speak you , my to lads the ! poor woman herself . O one of a not score of the female excuse gymnasts that , listen work before for it becomes husband too or late children ! Do . Die , urge and what will your family you do 1 Become your for life a ^ useless
your cri rvi pp rmi labour le pi , and rmrl is how how easy will will or pleasant you vou assist assist , for your vonr I solemnl husban Vuishn y declare d ri ? 'I Say Sav to riot riot you that that that and in your have most at all confident times—in mood the heig you hth are of trifling your with triump a h fatal —at 'dart the , moment of your greatest success—grimDeathfor your playfellow !
Nap Night Ier Is Thought Nn'appier Of No...
Nap Night ier is Thought nn ' appier of now a he Wag ' s going . — -I wonder to be if made Sir Robert apee ' r { sleeps . )
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Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 18, 1868, page 24, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_18071868/page/6/
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