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    • QUEEN'S ENGLISH TO A RUSSIAN EMPEROR.
    • THE COMIC ROAD TO NEWGATE.
    • IN THE GAZETTE!
    • an^__^__— avBBB ||| , ^aaBala TRIFLES FOR RIFLES.
    • A THEATRICAL HAGGIS.
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      7o The Tomahawk. [June 15, 1867.

      7 O THE TOMAHAWK . [ June 15 , 1867 .

      Queen's English To A Russian Emperor.

      QUEEN'S ENGLISH TO A RUSSIAN EMPEROR .

      Visit Sir London ,—Who The Says Gr The E...

      visit Sir London , —Who the says gr the eat metropolis Emperor of of All the the civilised Russias world refuses ? to I go don to ' t believe the expense , a word of of putting it . I him know up the , but Queen that says need she not will matter not . Look here—could we not get up a subscription , or something of present ing that him sort , it what ? is I merel will do y put you in down the think roug a of shilling h , this but it programme — will there show ! As what of for mine entertain Eng ? lish At - - ¦ j men ^ ¦ J ^ m ^ - ^ could l * ^^ && V fe _ r do ^_ E fc - if A ^ they ^ jbA ^^ J would w w ^^ ^>_ * ^^^ onl ^^ » ^* - y r put 1 their ^^ — shoulders ^^ — — to the

      wheel , like your obedient correspondent . One of Them . house Monday . ( There . —Putting is a cap up ital of one the , where Czar the at waiter a good used commercial to speak I Russiannear Leicester Square . ) N . B . —That ' s enough for one I I day Tuesday . Now , then . —Hem for ! let ' s see ! Why should he not receive the j I dinner freedom for of nothing the City ? There That ' s now it , of th coijrse at ' s not ! bad and ! he will get his

      Wednesday . —( . Gi-eat idea , for , Wednesday /) State visit of Park His Majesty Zoological the Gardens Emperor . Feeding of all the of Russias Russian to bear the Regent with his ' s own " Pole ! " N . B . —That ' s good , isn ' t it ? A new idea , too . j I I think Thursday that will . —D do rawing for Wednesday -room day . . Reception of the Emperor 1 I by Uy _*_« the tllU . J Princess . lUXV - _ ^ JJ J Beatrice -fVCVbllWI hide •* ^ and . ( 1 The JL seek **•>— Queen ¦ V ^ W . dolls X _ * *—¦ . » . . . , _ - I > . houses ^ d *__¦• . » are - *»__ . - _ * say 9 ~ rw j and , will - 1 -.-. — hunt ¦ _ sanction — — _____ — the j _ i _ _

      ! sli this pper . ) , Game in the at royal nursery -- . Walk , about ' Hyde , Park , or trip : to Rosherville ? or—what he likes ? i I pose Friday he would . —There not is care not to much try a more Turkish to do bath , is there ? No ? . I Well sup- , I thenwhy not " Caviare f Yes , that ' s it ! State visit to Fort-I num a : i foundation foundation , and Mason --stone stone 's to somewhere somewhere eat Caviare ? ? . This This By oug ougrht the ht way to to , be be couldn seen seen ' t to to he .. lay

      Saturday . —Plenty for Saturday—lots of things I have forand gotten walk in the back week ) ! Cremorne . Crystal ! Palace Greenwich ( he mi ! g Monument ht go there ! by Under train - | ground Kensington Railway Museum ! Mr ! . ( German lunch there Reed ) , British ' s Entertainment Museum ! ! ( South lunch there Halls too ! Theatres ) other Museums ! ( see advertisements and more lunch ) Concerts ( if he likes ! Paris ) . Music and might back for pick twenty something -four shillings out of X ^_ . the ( or Times something mf ) Let ¦» of me that see ¦ - ¦ sort •¦¦ —where ; we

      ---_ J _^ H J * J . J , C I- / H ^ -V iJV / JLllV WlAlAAt ^ ^^ VI V W ** . ^* •¦ - * * vw j m . — w —»— --w —_ .. __ .. more was I Caviare ? " Paris and and finish back off "— the yes visit . Well , he leasantl might have . some , very py I I j further & St c . Sunday , Barnabas & c particulars ., and . — , as Mr Archbishop many . S next purgeon more week Manning , . St as . he Alban can , St ' s manage . , Mr Clements . Bellew . I will Danes , All enclose Saints , & c , , P . S . —I open this to say I think far the best idea in the procontinual gramme is ly , that say of five the a day foundation . -stones—he ought to lay these

      The Comic Road To Newgate.

      THE COMIC ROAD TO NEWGATE .

      Less Literary Scribblers Immorality Whos...

      less Literary scribblers immorality whose proper is spreading sphere is like penny a rinderpest -a-lining , aim . Brain now - - three a-day - s half at penny dressing , salver up , the and brains inviting of the others public , placing to a bad them sort on of a literary consequence table d of 'htite " . a We serio have -comic been journal led into " these having reflections recentl in y feloniousl contemporary morality we y stolen denounced has from made our the a confession columns theft , and " of this a joke the week . " crime we In . find the From cause that our the of moral flippant perceptions tone , however of this , of literary the confession -WW J f ick w- pocket , it is are evident of a — - very that ¦ low the

      - order AX X \ J X iti . \* ^ _» Is * ^^ ^** there W ~ » * ^^***^» no ^^ Home »» - • *** ^» ™* ^^ for ^ the p > _ - « ^ v | _ Destitute _ r —_ . —r _» —r v ww —v of ^ — Brains — « —^ — — no ^ - * there Asylum is reall where y no the difference doctrine between could be p carefully icking one inculcated ' s columns , that of have been an idea been cop and ied seized one by ' s this upon pocket p b lag y the iarist of a three watch to -half a ¥ T penny , Punch and p 's ilferer our title own . -page Larceny pages has other may be path considered of life but by Literature some people this a sort very of good fun joke would , but reach in any its climax in the Old Bailey .

      An Old Motto For A New Prima Donna.—Vox ...

      An Old Motto for a New Prima Donna . —Vox et pretcerea Nil-sson .

      In The Gazette!

      IN THE GAZETTE ! j

      Gazette The Proprietors Have Found Of Th...

      Gazette The proprietors have found of the our articles talented contemporary the Casual Ward the Pall and Mall the upon gag " Knobstick ing the following " so successful gentlemen , that they for the propose purposes ( we believe marginall ) en y - specified To write : — a ? i article descriptive of " The Private Life of the Queen . " Mr ¦ . Buckstone disguised as the Honourable B .

      . — ^ ^ v ^^ ^^ ^ w ^_ i « — ™ ^ r ^ ^^^ ^^^ ~— ^— ™ ^^ ™ — — — ~— ^~ — — — ^^^^ p ^~ — D'Israeli . To write an a 7 * ticle tipoji " The Emperor Napoleon at Ho ? 7 ie ? Mr . Paul Bedford disguised as the Prince Imperial . Sothern To write disguised a , 7 i article as a condemned upo 7 i "Death convict 071 . the Scaffold . " Mr . Theat To 7 tu -e 7 " . 'ite The a 7 i Earl article of upon Shaftesbury " Life behi disguised 7 id the as Scenes a pre of 77 iiere the

      da 7 iseuse . To write a 7 i article upo 7 i " The Mysteries of the Ro 77 ian I 7 iquisitio 7 i" . Mr . Whalley disguised as the Pope . Tay To lor W disguised 7 'ite a ? i article as an upon original " Dra p 77 lay iatic wrig Gru ht . b St 7 ~ eet" Mr . Tom ]

      An^__^__— Avbbb ||| , ^Aabala Trifles For Rifles.

      TRIFLES FOR RIFLES .

      For The Direction Of Our Riflemen We Beg...

      FOR the direction of our Riflemen we beg to subjoin the following 1 . You simp may le rules bring to your be observed rifle with in you times , and of may riot : do — anything with it ; always excepting using it for purposes of assault or defence . 2 . You must not disobey your officers until they order you to do 3 any . You thing may . not kill any one until some one has killed you .

      A Theatrical Haggis.

      A THEATRICAL HAGGIS .

      To The Editor Oe The " Tomahawk." But D ...

      TO THE EDITOR OE THE " TOMAHAWK . " but D ill ear -health Sir , — or I ( what am an is old still and rarer persistent ) absence p from laygoer town . , prevents Nothing me from attending the first night of any new piece produced in London . not IJ . V . / U I think will LJIXIXXIV __ freel X I V can 'CJL y . jLX ____ confess stand t _ 7 l _ . ClillVi it X that U 1 much ___¦_> XJ . U \ I ^ -. 1 have longer 1 V 1 * ^ " VA suffered . ^ ¦ I * »__ have ** . % ** much * ¦ w been *_* w lately ^* buoyed ~ - — - — . I up do — __ j ^

      that by a vi the gorous English hope D , rama proof was against not many quite bitter defunct disappointments . I am afraid , that and my hope are both as dead as doter-nails . I went on Tay Saturday lor , Esqu night ire last . I to remember see a new Still and Waters origi 7 ial Run dram ' Deep a by , Tom Plot with ei 7 id Passio that name 7 i , Ni 7 attached ie Points to of them the Law which , and gave some me other great plays and unalloyed I T crivr ive * you vou p my mv leasure word word . I I What saw saw a a did ce ce 77 ito ito I see of of , scenes scenes on Saturday and and incidents incidents night ? , , Sir out out ,

      selves of g well- carelessl known and y strung hackneyed together pieces with , never the coarsest very good pack in -thread themthat An ever , ori any inal Grub drama Street ! Heaven patcher save was known the mark to use ! . It was all about Australia g but it was not even aboriginal . There was Route Flyi 7 ig Never Scud , too The , Late Ticket to Me of Leave 7 id , and , Brother I don't Sa know 77 t , The what Overland else , all jumbled r the , D up together 1 himself in could such not an make olla podrida head or , that tail of Mr it . . Disraeli There oossessor . _ vfcis a man of of with that that web remarkable remarkable fingers ( at deformity detormity least he ); , , said who wno he hel neia was d a a the eigar eigar proud be ue--possessor

      lad : ween the his two web first fingers fingers just sewn as you together or I mig , but ht . it He was said a deliberate his gloves lot nsult so to even one ' s if opera he had -glasses not taken , for it pains was to plain spread to see all his they fingers were 1 | jiece jut afterwards , and , I found . Then all the , Sir plot , I went described to be in interested bad English in a in new the . l fraceful jet Dlaybill his time living . and I . found naive " 1 in do the th not a ere confession second know that act Sir the . of whether Hon ori This g . inality Sam appears it has Slingsb as I ever to have me y been " to seen tries be your for as to ot long to MrVollaire act sentiment , , b if so ww- I heartilSir

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 15, 1867, page 70, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_15061867/page/8/