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    • FROM HADES TO ASCOT. (see cartoon.)
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      64 The Tomahawk. [June 15, 1867.

      64 THE TOMAHAWK . [ June 15 , 1867 .

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      Ball Talk.

      BALL TALK .

      Iven The Rise Recent To A Attack Not Uni...

      iven The rise recent to a attack not uninteresting made at Paris discussion on the life as of to the what Czar abso , has - respondents g lutely took place to the on London that eventful daily papers occasion , who . , The from various their own coraccountappeared to have been festooned about the imperial carriage oncontradict , and , there each likel other y to most catch remarkabl the gist y . of The what correspondent was going of , the Star , who is evidently on terms of affectionate intimacy minutes minutes

      ' with with since the the his Czar Czar arrival , , having havinsr in , the never never cap been been ital , out out speaks of of his his , sight sisrht of course tor for five hve , with the p greatest lexion , pulse authority , and . appetite He give of s both full information Emperors immediatel as to the y com after - ing the details bursting about of the the p distribution istol , and further of the adds blood some showered really from intere the stj the wounded L 11 C pantaloons LJcLUlcLlUVJllo _ . _ . horse _¦ ( and ' s nostril int UIIU « o -the nib . Some Vj eye ' ^ ' *** of of one v ** _• this - > the - Emperor ajui , other it wiui appears j , and « . « . « . _ , went tinged - » . » _¦ . . & —¦— what . over the - -- — _ L

      whisker , helmet , and aide-de-camp of . However , were the great able men to catch said , properl —this it y is . , which With a none view of , therefore the correspondents , to furnishing a general want , we have selected the most reliable of many . They are subjoined : — - Vive The la Emperor Pologne ! of ( To the crowd French : ) . — Keep That him was off . not ( Berezowski meant for being me . secured The Emperor : ) Ha ! ha of I that Russia was ( turning decidedl very y meant red ) for . — you Sire , . we have been under fire together I

      Another Account . assassin The Emperor ) . —An Italian of the for French me ! a { Pole rising for and you pointing 1 a Dane out for Bis the - marck The ! Emperor and a Frenchman of Russia for ( turning all three very of pale us ! . ) { — turns Sire pale , we . ) have been under fire together 1 Another Account .

      The Emperor of the French . —Mounseer , nous avongs etty au- The dessus Emperor le fou engsemble of Russia . . —Ktop noverjodp lollipop xktop chopstickowski clopp x . Another Account . Providence The Emperor we have of the naturall French been . —Sire under , being fire . in the hands of The , % of Russia ( y still turning pale and

      inter-J £ f % f % * Emperor JL- * f ^ M / vf rW *_/ ** * ••***•» • 't-V \ ** # '• ' ' ' _ f « vr ' •' frV'C very *^***__/^ /< ' **' ' * -vr ~» v •' r ' # ' •*¦ # - 7 'upting him ) . —Come , now ! that's too bad I that ' s what I was going to say . Another Account . ( From our own Correspondent . ) The Emperor of the French ( turning really very pale , then , what on - _ _ discovering _¦ _ I did _ i not hhj A want he _ m ¦¦ ai was _¦ ! the <¦ not very hit thing — . to himself , too _ V , to ) . spoil Bother Al an affair it ! just of

      this kind . I wish it had been at one of the Prussian carriages . Hem ! he does not seem to mind it . I suppose I had better ( say Then something to the Emperor ? Let - of me Russia see , what : ) " Sire shall , we I say have ? been I have under it . fire . The together Emperor !" of Russia ( on finding out he was not hurt—to A himself ity it )— missed . Not touched dear ! brother then I must the French make cap Em ital eror out though of this .

      I suppose p I oug my ht to say something , , —something p neat , , if pos- . sible ? Let me see . I ' m the Holy Czar ( laughs ) . Ah I I have it . No , I haven't . Hulloah ! he is going to say something destinies himself . ( are Then in , the in reply hands to of the Providence Emperor . of the ( To French himself : ) : ) " Not Our bad that I Got th . it idea in after all . i

      From Hades To Ascot. (See Cartoon.)

      FROM HADES TO ASCOT . ( see cartoon . )

      Know '.' H If Ere You 'S Will The Requir...

      know ' . ' H if ere you ' s will the require letter bag the , Your boat to Majesty -day 1 " , and said Charon an Imp wants entering to the infernal breakfast-room . matutinal Pluto , his meal wife , the when Fates thu , s and disturbed the Furies b were the enjoying the y appearance of the diabolical " buttons . " The King of Hell was readtrimmed ing Proserp the ine with " , Styx in artificial a Gazette charming bat and s and morning General spiders gown , was Hades attending of black Advertiser to gauze the . " , neatl coffee y , done while up the in thre curl e papers Furies ) , were ( their each hideous of them locks emp of loyed snakes in feeding head of Cerberus devilled kidneys ivii As for ivi the uiv Fates

      while two ICCUlllg of the them € a JL llbCLU third were . \ JL hel V < C sp d inning a pair VXO on \ JXL of a UbVlllV wonderful sheers 'U , and . « . kind . » v » jr occasionall _ > . . of - — . antimacassar J y cut — . "k- off " ) , , destroyed p the lishment ends of the of thread this pattern task at the of she the re was quest work terribl of to her the y sisters clumsy resigned . , and In annoyance the frequentl accom of y - her fellow labourers . / " Tell Charon , " said Pluto , opening the mail bag , " to have the The steam Imp up bowed by 11 . 30 and . " retired , leaving the Infernal Family to their breakfast moreThe Furies started from their seats

      once . and pounced upon the books that had been received from the circulating " What ! " library they exclaimed . with a howl of rage , " do you mean to " say My you dears have , my ordered dears , " these said ?" Proserpine , pouring out a cup of tea , " pray speak a little lower . I ' ve got a dreadful headache this " We morning can't . ! " we can ' t ! " yelled the Furies . " He has actually sent OCllt for XKJl . Ranke XX « X 11 I-A _ . 'O s i Lives ^^ VCJ yj of the & f *& Popes JL asked Cyt-O and UliU his Foxe J Infernal - VS _ r * . \* ' s » _ Book « - •¦* - ** " » - % of sj Martyrs + ** . % ** testil v j r w /"

      " And what if I have ? " Majesty , y , " I am told these books contain the biographies of some of them my most back intimat and e get friends Tupper . But ' s Proverbial there , don ' t Philosoph bother , I y will in their send been had place The stopped . tossed Furies It ' s just their to gave the theiri work a sort grunt by for of : Pluto an reading of instant satisfaction , burst for , to my into open , own and a a the peal fireside letter Fates of that . " silvery , who had laughter ' * What . ' s the joke ¦ ¦ dears ¦¦ ---- — ? - > " aSked ¦ - — - —— Pluto -, grinning in anti ¦ - -

      v v _ L _ L *__*«» - _> - «•»» - _* 1 - _* - > K ^* , a my - »* j ———— — ——— . — — — — — — , ^— , _^» cipation . . " we " Nothing knew this very morning funny , , " before said Clotho we got , up speaki , that ng we for should her sisters enjoy , letter a hearty is from laugh Dr at . breakfast Cumming , and , of we the have Scotch just enjoyed Chapel , London it . Our , got asking into us an to awful assist mess him . in He his says prop that hecies he has . Poor foretold fellow the ! he de 's - struction of the world , and that the earth—disagreeable creature letters that it are is—won from ' t the blow editors up not of eve sporting n to p lease papers him , / asking Our us other to like their

      write As the for them word — " just sporting " fell impudence from the lips . " of the fair female , j Pluto " By ' s - swarthy the-bye , face dear , assumed " said Proserpine a reddish , hue " where . are you going to- " day Well ? I heard love you order lied the Pluto boat with . " some sliht confusion " I have , to my attend , to rep some city business , . There g is a company , just // V-ability started . ( of Ha which , ha , I ha have 1 Don been 't made you see a director the joke ) of , unlimited unlimited /^ - Everybody .. ability ___—¦* . " ¦ . laughed '« saved __ h *_ the dears . 3 Fates ? it . aske __^ d Pluto Y" \ i _ ^_ i __ __ i -i .-----.- ?

      them " Wh , " y the don j ' oke t you ' s not laug at , all my bad for me " , and I really , addressing and _ , trul _ y think you might try to muster up a Smile . " of your " which Ah jokes ! sire you before ! have " exclaimed you just utter been Clotho them guilty , . " , i We for t is more our have sad than expected fortune five thousand the to know pun , years J " to " our Poor muttons creature . s -This J" said Pluto compassionatel has been started y . " But to to build return a " company bridge " A bridge over the over Styx the . " Styx ! Why that would ruin Charon reading and his the ferry last ! " exclaimed chapter of Proserp a novel ine by , who Dumas had . " just But finished tell me ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^_____________

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), June 15, 1867, page 64, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_15061867/page/2/