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    • CHOPS (TO FOLLOW).
    • MOSES IJST THB HANKS.
    • A NOTE BY THE WAY.
    • A FORTUNE FOR THE ASKING. V-
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      Io6 The Tom Ah A Wk. [September 12, 1868...

      IO 6 THE TOM AH A WK . [ September 12 , 1868 .

      Chops (To Follow).

      CHOPS ( TO FOLLOW ) .

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      prethe Reverend Michael Macsmallbones driving out on a Sunday . * * Did you ever see subalterns at an officer ' s funeral ? You Prayer imagine . , very Not likel at all y , : they they are have absorbed got their in eye the on Book the of next Common edition of the Army List .

      * * * Poor Jack ! how readily he falls into the hands of the crimps ! The shi j ! oll Indeed y British Jack Tar , is whose onlat terrajirina sea when is he the is on deck shore of . his own p , y * * *

      gu ing How shing in the like into sun th cascades , at creep lithe ing p of lant round blossom , the its wistaria , and support even , is with to showing woman close a ! tendrils second Bask- , for bloom by like all the between later thirty beauty and which forty comes , in to spring some , and and summer is hoped . Th simil en e , you will can as train far as it that how ! you will—no ! I ' m hanged if the go

      at A Shoeburyness foreigner of , distinction was discovered , who attempting wished to see to the break commandant one of the must missiles crack lying the about shell to the get ground at the . colonel He had . been told that he * * turn I was from broug abroad ht up and patriotic see the . So white my cliffs bosom at swells Dover . when But I the

      re-^» ^^ f ^ L ^^ L ^ L ^ L ^^ J « H * V ^ L ^ pp ^ p * 9 ^ f ^ L ^ V ^^ p ^ v ^ b * wvw ^ Jk ^ bhv ^^* ^^ p * ^^ p * y -mm ^* ^ BpV ~ ~ ^*^ bm V vr ^ ar ^ v ^ ^ ^ ^^ r ^^^ ^ v p ^^ p- " - ¦ — ^ p»— ^— » —• ¦ pa ^ ^ p- ^ pipbb ^ pjr with sea ' s my bosom way does of bring the ing same up , . and that does not always agree * * pouring A man vinegar who objects into to his wine friends is not ' g in lasses the ; habit yet of an continuall atheist is y always broaching his blasphemies in —¦ public without asking with — -

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      * * * The eagerness to father the sources of a success is only to be equalled by the reluctance to husband your resources in a failure .

      Moses Ijst Thb Hanks.

      MOSES IJST THB HANKS .

      Tem We , Which Are Sorry All Enli To Obs...

      tem We , which are sorry all enli to observe ghtened th military at the misch reformers ievous are purchase working sys so - persistentl being introduced y to abolish into the in the Volunteers regular . army At least , is on from the point the fol of - lowing advertisement which appears in the Daily Telegraphy a modified form of selling out is already in vogue . Honourable tak " To be disposed Artillery «» of . Company A Bargain consisting . A Private >¦ BBk of two Uniform tunics of two the

      undress < B * r ^^ * ¦» ^ pr » Bp jackets -v ^ * ^ b » ^»» , five «* « r ^* w pairs ^ bb ^ - *^ m * » * of »^ »•» trowsers « m w , bj - ^ * a ^ ™ ™» , *^ one »^ great ^^ —• w coat » ^» w , one —» « - ^ ^» , bear ^ w * - - skin , sword and belts , and two undress caps . Apply , Sec . & c . " It is difficult to decide if this advertisement augurs well or ill satisfactory for the prosperity to observe of the that volunteer an humble movement member . It of is the certainl ranks y should be possessed of such an exuberant wardrobe as detailed above ; but , on the other hand , it must be allowed that it looks II 1—111 l » l—I 111 nil II ¦ mil I I— I IIIIMI 1— ¦ HI ¦ »¦ II II III y | l > ll »—lW' « M > IIWIIil » IIWI ¦ | l Hl » WW > WI » II ¦¦— ¦ IIIHIIH ¦ IMHIIWI—»—¦————¦—IB— b———b ^ bbbMbb—

      Tem We , Which Are Sorry All Enli To Obs...

      money bad that , as the it does owner not should at all appear follow in that such the urgent aspiring need volunteers of ready who will doubtless tender for so dashing an outfit will be of are the not same stated stature in the as the advertisement ex-private , . whose Perhaps length on the and whole breadth * it would able Artillery have been Company better , for if the all parties sale had , including been conducted the Honour by - private contract .

      A Note By The Way.

      A NOTE BY THE WAY .

      This The Time Publication Of The Year Of...

      this The time publication of the year of is new not music usually by considered an unknown to be composer a promis at - ing appear speculation that the , country but from possesses the following one musical advertisement genius it at would least , sufficiently strong of heart to set the counsels of discretion at defiance " The . Ab We yssinian quote from March the . — column Dedicated s of a to contemporary Lord Napier : — of ¦ MagdalaBy Robert 1 f SlomanMus . Doc . Oxon b . Single ies

      post ^ k ^ B » V ^ hB ^ k ^_ ^ free ft % ^^ B ^ V . V for ^ Bb ^^ thirteen T ^^* ** ~^ m ^ ^ b ^** BF stamps ¦ I . > ^ B » 11 ^ ^ to ^ Bk ^ «^ T ^^ . , H ^^ This * ^^ ^ i ^ ^ m ^ Bi o ^ k ^^ particular ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ i ^ ^ ^ ^ i ^ ^^^^ march ^ m ^ ^ m ^—^« « B ^^ ^^ p has cop ^^ ^| ^ H ^ re ^^ ^^ ^ - by ceived their comp special limentary request notice ten from copies Lord have and been Lady forwarded Napier , and to them . " criticise As we it have but never we notice heard the the advertisement composition , we as are we not are at going a loss to to B ^ % / guess J ^^ 1 ^ ^^ B ^ I ^ V ¦ the W ^ # * ; ^^^ meaning ^ Bi ^ h ^ ¦ B |_ J B . Bf B > Mi ^ ^ ^ K and ^ ^ m ^ tf ^ objects V ^ W . ^ B ^^ V ^ V ^^ of ^ 1 ^ ^~ ¦ the ^ — " ^ ^^ last ^* ^ " ^ ^ , sentence ^ V ^ ' ^ ^ ^ T «™ ~^ *^ V . ^ ^ Is ^ ¦ * it ^ ^ to ^ ^^

      be understood that the hero of Magdala was so struck with the beauty the to afford desperate of to Dr buy . device Sloman it in the of ' s begg march usual ing manner , that for ten being , his cop unfortunatel lordshi ies as a p gift resorted y . unable Or to is page it that , the his good lordship -natured ' s name hero having thought been he dragged could not into do less the title than - order half a sovereign ' s worth in acknowledgment of the compliment However tf ¦ ¦ . « 4 BK whether Bff the work V 1 ~ relies for success on Lord b i Na ¦¦ i -

      M ^ ^ B * A ^^ ^^ V ^ BT , V V ^* 4 T m |— ^^ B ^ BIP ^ B * m ^ B *^ B BI ^» ^ t ^ " — ^^ * v ^ v <^ ^ B 4 ^ ^^ ^ " ^^^ ^^ P ^* ^^ ^^ _ B > ^ W ^ ^ ^^ ^ p ^^ - " ^ ^^ " ^^ ^~ ^~ ^^^^^ ^ 1 ^ M ^^^^ ^^ m — ^ thoug pier ' s ht approbation of Dr ^ . Sloman of its , matters musical * very * beauties little , , for or such on the _ clap ^ happy -trap advertising can have but one effect—to deter the musical public from investing even thirteen postage stamps in a composition which nothing has beyond , on the a popular bare-faced name to admission recommend of its it . own author ,

      A Fortune For The Asking. V-

      A FORTUNE FOR THE ASKING . V-

      The Military Profession Is At Last Becom...

      The military profession is at last becoming quite remuneraprizes tive . to The bestow Bar , the ; but Church until , latel and y Medicine a soldier has have had long nothing had their to look his life forward , with the to but remote an insufficient though possible income contingency for the best of year a regi s of - mental colonelcy ( worth a thousand a-year ) in his extreme old age Cambridge Cambridge . Now , has has however announced announced , this is , , in in all a a to special special be changed general general . order order The , Duke that that the the of

      become post of vacant Instructor officers in Military commanding History regiments , at Sandhurst and corp , , having s may send in the name , s of any officers under their command who may of which think will themselve be ^ 400 s qualified a-year , inclusive for the appointment of all military , the pay salary and allowances . who Here hold 1 is commissions a chance for b the in h * Her k twenty ¦ ¦ Majesty thousan j ' s arm d ¦¦ or . V . so It young is IBB not men yet

      W ~ ^* ^^ ^ B ^* ^^> W V ^ T ^ . ^*^ B 1 ^^^ VBF ^ H ^ H K . V ^ v ^ pi ^ b ^ m ^^ V ^^ r W ^^^ iH p ^ H A ^ JBh ^^^ ^ B m A ^^^ v - ^^ r JB ^^ ' - — — ^ BBi ^ ~^ j ^^ r- «^ v ^ r P . ^^ B > ^^^^ v w ^^ ^ h ^^ y ^ K ^^ HBr k * ^^ . * b ^ a ^^^ _« W a V ^ BP 1 ^ V stated what ^ the ^ qualifications for the Professorshi ^^^ ^ ^ p of Military ^_ ^ think History that at Sandhurst the applications may be will ; but be whatever pretty they numerous are , we . should If the army an appointment does not become worth , popular £ 400 a-year as a is lucrative given away profession without when purchase Unfortunately , we can , onl there y deplore are peop that le who we live think in an that unreasonabl the chance e age of a . lace BP worth vr ( b ^ 400 a-year ( the chanceb ¦ 111 -the f -being about ¦

      ¦ p ¦^ 15 B * w ^ 000 ¦ ^^ P ^ BP to ^ 1 WK against J ^^^ J ^^ W ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ getting J ^^ ^^ * ^^ it ^»^» ) ^^ is ^ ' ^ "T an ^^ ^—^ insufficient ^^ , J y m ^ - ^^— ^^ 1 way » » ^^^ inducement ^ m M , ^^ ^^ bP ^ b ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ to ^ ^ generall warrant , y them voted putting as dull their as it children is expensive into , a and profession as prejudicial which to is morality do the Horse as it Guards is hopelessl the justice y uninteresting to admit . that However they have , we made must from the most the vor of the tex little of pat plum ronage which . they have been able to rescue

      Pierce News 'S Ability From 1 The West.—...

      Pierce News ' s ability from 1 the West . —Very like a Wale ( s ) . Coroner

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 12, 1868, page 106, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_12091868/page/8/