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    • PIPING TIMES*
    • A "SPIRITED" ANNOUNCEMENT.
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      May 9, 1868,3 The Tomahawk. 185

      May 9 , 1868 , 3 THE TOMAHAWK . 185

      Piping Times*

      PIPING TIMES *

      There Is To Be Another " Peace Congress....

      There is to be another " Peace Congress . " To a certain thos class e w this ho , no doubt can recall , will th be e too imm famous ensely meeting cheering hel news d at , G eneva to last fear th year e annou , in th nc e eme inte n r ests will of come brothe very rly love much and in goodwill the shap , of what absolu is vul to garly define call th ed e m " oral damper natu . " re of Of P cours eace e it is im impossible ined b her votaries y in 1868 j but we are very much afraid she ag will be y too much that the sa e me re we kind re n of ame lad s y who a ce was rtai p n latfo weight rmed attach in 1867 ed . True the , said in Ge hi n , ms of the elf effo en rt o , u m f or is h e that t d o m d a r er a n if ribl esto a e good old that hum audien is adve bug c r e tis ; e i b baldi ut to what tak alo e n e n lace was be in the coming pro September at Bruxelles ? With the most perfect p the resp Rev ect and : Henry amiabilit Richard y we ? Or , who , let on us ea go rth a has step ever furth he ard r an d are enquire exce , who nt peop is Mr le . in Cooper their ? way , a course nd probabl thes y e famous two gentlemen enough b in e their dragged own from particular a comfortabl spheres e and but respectable what claim obscurity have they , and ' to h hoot ustled , or th to e en he core theatre of million of the s w ? orld Unfo to r tunatel et th y e snee for r these , the ver gentle y sh me ocking n a " Peac indeed e " . Congress Last year now the -a- worl days d suggests got well something initiated into the mysteries .

      at " Gen Sohtudtnem eva ; and faciunt need it , be pacem added apellant that the " that propositions was the , motto such as deli they ghtful we seasoning re , were pu so t a essential nd carrie to d w the ith success a tasty of relish large of con that - title tinental of libre public meetings but , which which w forei e less gners educat adm ed ire En un lishmen der the would call unmiti strong gate l pensee y d urge blasp , the hemy Rev ? . . H If enry it be Richard , then , a n nd ot too Mr g . late Cooper , we to Bel wi ian thdraw tri fro and m l eave en Peac terpri e s to e , abandon look after their herself little . meditat Let them ed take g our word p , for itthe Millenium will not be ushered in by a a public n important meeting part at . which , Nor will two a m resolution ildly disposed or two Eng passed lishmen in 1 p 868 lay , persuade even without M . Bismarck the broken or heads the Emperor and swallowed of the French teeth to of take 1867 to , tions muffins of and this confidence classwhil . e No the good amount can of possibl evil they y come are of cap ag able itaof Italian propagating adventurers is , , measureless nobodies , . gentlemen French atheists with everything , cutthroat to s , gain British and enthusiasts nothing . to The lose rag , make -tag and but bob poor -tail company of the Continent even for , the and scum , this being of Europe the case will , meet the wisest the British thing delegates they can at do Bruxelles will be to ; abandon a glance the at the whole following thing without list of further resolutions consideration to be proposed . Perhaps at ing the at promised a sensible Conference and satisfactory , may assist conclusion them materiall , on the matter y in arriv . It - the in is quite question princi unnecessary ples appear that found to to have add so been much that guided the favour movers by last a ri year of gid the . adherence resolutions to J

      CONGRESS OF UNIVERSAL 1 EACE , To be held at Bruxelles September , 1868 . N . B . opened —Doorsj at if Three not previousl . y kicked in like one o ' clock , to be ^ gp ~ To ensure respectability a small fee of two souswhich will may be be charged taken out for in admission sticking p . laster or medical attendance , , Notice gate . — . Only Any 6 quantity * 5 pounds above of gunpowder this prescribed allowed amount to each , which delehas charged been for carefull by scale y fixed . See by Tariff a committee . in council , will be Children with arms ( loaded ) must pay the full price . To prevent ministered confusion every and quart disturbance er of an hour Lynch by a law ban will d of be self ad - - picked volunteers . RESOLUTIONS . That the great deity of Chance ( I . ) , having created the eternal

      it destini behoves es of every mankind human to bein rise g free against , equal , his and too fraternal free , unequal , and and too in the little sacred fraternal name nei of ghb eace our , delu smite e the the , world oppressor in blood , , without further notice . , g Proposed by Triumvir Scavengerini ; seconded by Citoyen Lebosh . ( 2 . ) That Garibaldi be worshipped , elected Dictator of the Universe Pothanger , and asked Debating to beco Society me . Honorary President of the Man Proposed and a by Brother A British . Working Man ; seconded by A ( 3 . ) That , seeing the evil condition of mankind notwithstanding that cessive the times great day this m Armageddon eeting do , with has co much me off groaning five suc , - r notification esolve that universal of , the same peace be sent to declare the great d , and apostate that august Lewis Napoleon great ones , Count who shall Bismarck be selected , and at a special other prayer meeting , to be hereafter held for the purpose . few Proposed Sunday by School The Rev Scholars . Macpryor . Gush B . ; seconded by A

      ( 40 That E one mperor grand , all knife rascal be set , up be , and cut the off heads forthwiz of King —at , once Que — en now . by Proposed Mr . Johnbright by Mons . . * PiGOT , Prof . Acad . Par . 1848 ; seconded ( 50 That no money subscribed at this meeting be returned . An Proposed other . by An Anonymous Enthusiast ; seconded by ( 6 . ) That , in the interests of perfect harmony , the minority , after that each the divis maj ion ority on ea , c u nder of the the above direction motions of , the be president hung , and see that this resolution be carried into effect . , mor Proposed e Sunday by A School Mexican Scholars President . ; seconded by A few

      There Is To Be Another " Peace Congress....

      * Supposed to be a forgery .

      A "Spirited" Announcement.

      A " SPIRITED" ANNOUNCEMENT .

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    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), May 9, 1868, page 185, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_09051868/page/3/