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    • A POWER THAT WANTS CURTAILING.
    • LOW—TO A DEGREE.
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      September 5, 1868.J The Tomaha Wk. 93

      September 5 , 1868 . J THE TOMAHA WK . 93

      A Power That Wants Curtailing.

      A POWER THAT WANTS CURTAILING .

      But " By Britons This Tim Never E Every ...

      but Britons this tim never e every , neve Eng r lishma "—every n must Englishman be aware knows that whatever the rest ; his dictator rights . once There were is absolutel , he is now the ma abject n in Lo plaything ndonthe of a ital puny of Great Britain , the metropolis y of liberty ( whatever , cap that may knocking mean ) , who up , when the grouse his , Queen issues is edict absent s an , d publish the es Ministers decrees gant which to ne in it in is the possible first person for such , and a contin person ue in to the assume most . arro The - English ----- m - a n abroad % i or th VHV e intelli »¦¦ - » - i gent fore . a . iwill Afc probabl w ~ r

      be unde ^ - - r th .. e im ** r- * , * v . ^^ e -v ssion V * , a ^^ J . that this * . M . y i n dividual ^^ aa w v ^ A *•»* is gner t » -h * a ^^ A . Princ , m w - * e of A , V ^ bl •¦ # - ** o od * j » y jt Royal , or a Commander pr -in- Chief , or at least a Colonel of Volunte Policeman ers . Not . a His bit of inexperience it ; the self and -created youth Prefect have p of robabl London y tur is ned a his than they ad , and really led are . Still to im less agine near that the truth powers . Our are offensive greater having Policeman come into an old the gentle world man he was of to seventy adorn -three under years the ausp of age ices , of Sirius , in the year 179 6 . Son of an Irish Justice , and brought

      up at Trinity College , Dublin , Sir Richard Mayne seems to sion think to that promul , like other e Acts Irishmen , but simp , he ly need issues not his app Bull ly for and permis looks - accepted down from his his authority pedestal . on the poor forlorn Britons who have stop If 1 this We new shall Dictator not be has astonished autocrati to c see pow a er proclamation s , where will to he - m to fc ^^ or be ¦— row f ^^ m ** 4 to LVVfcW ad th e e Cen N e ^ VliklVA ffect sor that V of ^ J . the bUV Inspector P *• ress ¦ wOk ^ , a W and MvW . AJ i gg a 4 . by *** ins J AXV next of " Vb the week TV V ^ w A 4 k we WV for \ - ^ c QliMll shall e is

      prob hawk abl has y rec eive n sus an i ended ntimation or at informing least we us shall that be the favou Toma red - with a long communi p queto , published at our own expense and on our a fine first of page twenty , under pounds a , pena . lty of six months' imprisonment for Joki any ng time apart that , an the edict Dictator has sh been all settle issued at muzzling his good our will dogs and p now leasure . Youatt . It , is the not best a question authority of , w dogs ill t ' com fort u how or discomfort muzzling

      affects owners dogs of dogs . But ; and such even tre those atment who g do ives not possess eat ann the oya faithful nce to nuisance animals , and to owner even and fear passer them , -by must caused have by seen the the necessity continual of holding If this a age dog d Dogberry in leash . has power to issue such edicts , he may improve tyranny of each the shining police . hour Neither , the Sir slavery Richard of the nor subject his myrmidons , and the the are v <** % * stronger » pop rf « i * . ^*** u l ar ^* . , when »? and Atwii they it 4 . v likes A 4 i \ know vwi . To ¦» , * to - *¦ the v » their * v peop w ~ r ^^ cost * f *** le , \* , then viivit that we vv th e simp J-fcxxiwa peopl l . y y e say * ju > is Y ,

      Don Policeman ' t muzzle has your dogs of until himself you are to perfectl command y . sure If that he has this slaves counteract , at least such let power power someone at the else next but elections an Irishman , and if we of are seventy to be - , three We years subjoin of age a copy be the of a man proclamation to hold the which whip . it is understood will shortly appear on the walls of this good city of London : — It . $ 3 & It .

      Kni WE ght , Crushers Companion RICHA , R King D , by the of Scotland the Bath grace , and Yard of Dai , God l Protector y Receiver , Emperor of of the the of Bobbies all Public the , the a Chaff dog strict , , do cat surveillance , hereb or other y ' will wild of and the animal decree Police of that . domestic Also any person that tendencies Members or persons , shall of possessing the be Force under edict wild person shall animal ( be Ric or encouraged . persons Mayne be muzzled 2 in ) . to order Also enter and to , otherwise that forcibl ascertain any y , canary if maltreated whether necessary , bird such , , discovered according all dog domiciles , cat without to , or our of other such last its beak during filed such and time its as wings we shall cut , think shall fit be and seized proper and . committed to prison Witness our hand and seal , RICHARD . Given at Scotland Yard , this September 1 st , 1868 .

      Mr Self . Du -Sacrifice Cane Is About !—...

      Mr Self . Du -Sacrifice Cane is about !—A to cut " waggish his stick ! ckney " informs us that *« . It .. miii mi

      Low—To A Degree.

      LOW—TO A DEGREE .

      An Age That Has Produced The Girl Of The...

      An age that has produced the girl of the period , endorsed the m Government orale of the Grand be excused Duchess , and put foible up s on with the Mr score . Disraeli of ec ' s - may many centricity When virt . ues that the mothers of another dheld sacred fc are ^ -c fX ^ set ^^ W down ^* V ^ V ¥ Jfc * as 1 >« W * abominabl " »* Ka ^ ¦ V ^ A A * * .-a .- & l ^ V »™^ - ^ e X ^ prudery K- ^ A W * ^ - ^ V ^ A . T , m * and - *» J . J- ^—fc ¦ parties «¦* * - ^ J- WA ^^ f e ^ ay tur W Vt- n *¦ »¦ political | - * ^* * ^ * . \~ S fc- * . * .

      strings somersaults , it may rathe be r fairl tha y n taken let go for their granted hold of that the the co u day ntry has ' s purse peculiar tastes of its own . What wonder , then , that when all thi suddenl ngs ar y e declare righting itsel f emselves Radical , and upside offer down the , advantages Oxford should of a three for Univ When a e small ann rsity u pearls al d payment e gree of scri to this , ptions co bakers mprising kind of , but £ are , $ c an hers 10 thrown entrance s . , and broadcast candlestick fee of £ , $ if - 5 makers not s ., and to that swine a , at fin least e crop to of the genuine British public snobs , will it is answ more er than the probable welcome

      it challenge challenge may be . . imag The The ined superabundant superabundant , overflow on halo halo to the investing investing surrounding college college outsiders life life will will , , . and many a lawyer ' s clerk or second-class tradesman , who book ought -keep to ing be beating by double his eldest entry and son ledg into er shape -balancing by courses , will be of sending him up to the University to waste three precious years of now hi or s life hereafter in unfitting . himself for any possible useful purpose That nothing could ssibly be more disastrous than this

      everyone interested in po the welfare of England ' s youth must , thoritie the readil danger y s admit them s , it s elves must n . inevitabl Under body of these y involve circumstances oug than ht to the be University more it is tolerabl alive au to - certain that Oxford , always up to time and equal , to any emer y - ge deg ncy ree , will dependent meet the on crisis the by attainment the bold expedient of useful of and making practical her knowledge 4 I . 11 V T » AVViC . V *» . She •^••¦^ V ' will « 4 . AJI * , a % ~* s t + * J a f * A + m A A * atter t-VV W * W -1 . of V _* A V course ^ * - / ^ - » - » . « J ^> , * appoint * -V V ^ f US \ S JL ± . * . W L a ^ whole TT liV /^ V

      i batc torrent h of new of professors the times . , and It is plu useless nge con to offer rc white into the kid sweep loves - to ng a costermonger , for that respectable but roguish member g of or soci a ety cup would of train set oil far for more his value trap-wheels on a new . Bearing girth for this his in donkey mind , th and e with l a et laudable Oxford set determination to work and to forthwith meet the take requirements the matter of boldl age y in , hand . When the new race of undergraduates takes

      th casionally e old plac g e ive by the siege worl , the d some " University such information Intellige ? as ice follows " must : — oc - - UNIVERSITY INTELLIGENCE . Oxford . —September 1 . a new a stat congregation ute , establishing to be held a new on Final Friday Honour next , the School 4 th — in the st , subject-matter to be Boot-cleaning—will be promulgated .

      The Sydenham Professors of Trousering , Messrs . Samuel , Waistcoat will give a , course and its of Influences twelve lectures on the on Civilisation " The Double of the -breasted Nine-Instittite teenth Century ^ every . " Wednesday These lectures and Friday will be , delivered till the course at the is Tay com lor - pleted . force The will Regius continue Professor his series of D of yeing lectux and Scouring , S .

      Wilbersuing , term . 'es on " Soap " in the en-Leaves The " Fortnum has been awarded Mason Prize to Mr for . Dipworth the best , of essay Jericho on H " all Tea . Prize The for subject 1869 is for " the The competition Rise and Fall for of the the Fitzgibbon Price of Historical Butchers ' Meat under the Stuarts . " into Ambitious fine gentlemen Englishmen by sending who think them up they to can Oxford turn for their the sons purpose above of intelligence hanging about over college and over gates again are . invited When to Oxford peruse suits the their requirements , it will , oddly enough , cease to be Oxford .

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), Sept. 5, 1868, page 93, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_05091868/page/3/