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    • NOTICE OF REMOVAL.
    • THE WEEK.
    • A DITTY FOR THE (t D. T."
    • THE SPIDER AND THE FLIES /
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      __4 . 4 The Tomahawk. (" J Uly 4, 1868.

      __ 4 . THE TOMAHAWK . (" J uly 4 , 1868 .

      Notice Of Removal.

      NOTICE OF REMOVAL .

      As Soon As The Extensive Alterations Are...

      As soon as the extensive alterations are completed the Office of The Tomahawk will be removed , to 199 STRAND .

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      Londonjuly 1868 , ^ ,

      LONDONJULY 1868 , ^ ,

      The Week.

      THE WEEK .

      A Waggish M.P.,Who Heard An H Dropped Ne...

      A waggish M . P ., who heard an H dropped near Buckingham Palace at the evening breakfast , remarked , " that it was enough to make your constitution 'i / l . "

      Madame Rachel's Extraordinary And Sudden...

      Madame Rachel ' s extraordinary and sudden illness on the occasion of the adjournment of her case was not caused by her having rashly supped off some of her own pigments . It was caused by her having swallowed Sir William Ferguson ' s certificate , a calamity which Mr . Knox wisely avoided .

      A Public School Education Has Never Been...

      A Public School education has never been held to imply necessarily any extraordinary cultivation of the intellect . But there is one thing that everybody is supposed to learn at our public chere informed schools , and the House that is , of to Commons find their own the " level other . day Mr . that Labou he - had been three years a-t Eton , and had learned absolutely nothing . The honourable , gentleman , on this occasion , had the whole House with him .

      1 Apropos Of The Great Faction Fight At ...

      1 Apropos of the great faction fight at the Guildhall , it is amusing to observe the indignation of the Radical Press at having their own weapons turned against them . Considering how often the Reform League has , through its mouthpiece ,

      Beales , boasted of having educated the Tories , they should not be angry at finding that they have profited by the example as well as by the precepts of the Reformers , so far as to learn the value of an alliance with the roughs .

      We Thought That The Brutal Sport Of Priz...

      We thought that the brutal sport of prize-fighting had been quite put down . We are sorry to see that on the 22 nd ult ., under the cover of a meeting at the Guildhall to discuss the question of the Irish Cliurch , that this degrading pastime was revived , and in presence not only of the police , but of the Lord

      Mayor of London . The fight between Alderman Sir William Rose and Mr . Beales for an apology a-side was fully reported by the daily Press , so that we need not recapitulate the details . " One of the Fancy" who was present remarks that the only claret tapped on this occasion was La Rose .

      The Following Notice Has Been Put On The...

      The Following Notice has been put on the Paper in in order the to House advance of the Commons state of : — publi Mr . c Disraeli business , to the move standing , That disorders of this House be suspended .

      A Ditty For The (T D. T."

      A DITTY FOR THE ( t D . T . "

      Loup His Roars Pen A The Deluge Dreadful...

      Loup His roars pen a the deluge dreadful showers Gusher , , His For columns mortal prove readers a ' crusher powers . A Syrian prisoner dark The D . T . finds a lark ; ¦ ¦ , vjvj So all a . i . % . day \ xa . y

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      The Spider And The Flies /

      THE SPIDER AND THE FLIES /

      (See Cartoon.) How The Ever Spider High ...

      ( See Cartoon . ) How The ever spider high is a very ug rise ly , insect it never . It can is of quite the leav earth e the earthy earth . behind dust and it . dirt Where —a web ' er it which builds shines its nest in , it the weave sunshine s a web , but made which of this ne ' web the when less is noug know ht but how dirt . and dust . It is easy to break The fly is much you better than the spider . The fly has wings ,

      and and stamp is is upon , . on on the the spider whole whole would , , a a harmless harmless scorn to insect insect injure . . a Men Men fly . who who The would would fly is fl deceit the simp y is le safe . ider and So , for long trustful the onl as — he ider the onl . can sp But y ider gives do once is nothing the iet a m the sp onster ider . fl The a attracted wide of fl cunning y has berth b wings and the the , brig ht colour ) get y into legs the spider ' s clutches y and ( then the y fly finds Now it very there , very are human difficult to iders break and the human spider flies ' s web . . sp

      vc ? The The earth human human and sp snider vul ider is is a a and very verv it ued matters ly v creature creature not indeed indeed how . He He human is is very verv , . flies he may y catch he gar never , changes his nature . He many grows sleek risen and bloated from the , but earth he , never and the looks earth quite sticks like a to fl y him * You . He see weaves he has two kinds of webs ; —webs made of bets and webs made of bills to of exchange human and fly . promissory The human notes fly . sometimes And both webs escapes mean , but rui not n without WlbllUUb leaving IWaVliig his J . J . J . O substance ^ UUOLCiUUW behind UWULUU him Ailliit .

      glorious The human sunshine fly and is very the joys , very of the silly earth . Not , he contented hankers after with the the tempts bright colours his fate of . the He sp flies ider ' s about web . the From web pure nearer recklessness and nearer he , until of the at human last he is ider caug he ht has by to the bid meshes adieu . to Once wealth in the honour clutches and nothing his all that efforts makes to fear to escap life from enjoyable e his will captive be . made , He and may in his vain pull onl . and enemy The , struggle captor has , , con has but - sented to overlook him . arm The of human the Law spider , and ' s web , unhappily can only for be the broken public by , Justitia strong is sleeping !

      Pound New Foolish Motto . For The " Dail...

      pound New foolish Motto . for the " Daily News . "—Penny wise ,

  • Citation
    • Tomahawk (1867-1870), July 4, 1868, page 4, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/t/issues/ttw_04071868/page/4/