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Whom Shall We Hang?* The Pamphlet Winch ...
j ^ Sjj , the Duke of ^ fewcuurobis , and . Mr , jflOHEY HEBBEJia ? , ; r v ^ uBiiDBOii ce' said thai if sway enpernal power rvronld mince the sun into a million petty ij ^ bs , the evil-doers of the world might contrive to Wot some of them into darkness . ; ^ hus , the Aberdeen apologist picks out questions and answers from the Crimea catechism , and putting them in unnatural « roximity , extracts a grotesque result . But bis pamphlet is no more an analysis than it ia an exculpation . The torture of evidence , in an exparfe statement ,, may convert neglect
into caution ; but it caunot neutralise the proofs which exist elsewhere . Even , on this audacious device , however , the writer is driven to . parenthetical suggestions , such as this : — " Men wanted somebody on whom they might , in the mild language of Mr . JjAYard , vent their rage . " Some high official must be made responsible for everything , even for what our law-books call the " act of God ; " and when Mr . Sidney JEejrbeiit reminded the
grandiloquent assertors of our naval supremacy that the winds of Heaven sometimes rebuked human arrogance , the religious people of England scoffed at the suggestion of a providental reproof with the philosophical seeptiscism of a Hume , or the sarcastic unbelief of a'Voltaire . So , then , it was for the sake of a " providential reproof" that the JEolus af the Euxine dashed the J ^ rince upon the rocks . It was " Providence" that crowded
the harbour ot Balaklava , so that the good ship could not enter ; that sunk the precious cargo , and deprived thousands of sick , shivering-, famished wen of healing medicines , clothes , food , and comforts , that were needed to keep them alive . And why not " Providence , " also , that created the storm in Euglaud which , destroyed the Abekdeen Administration ? Surely the " Providence" of Mr . Sidney Herbert and his anonymous champion has other than diabolical attributes . But it is often that " Providence" is most
sadly maligned by those who assert its " supremacy . " The pamphleteer complains that erring men are charged with the responsibility of blunders aud misfortunes , and straightway ascribes our worst disasters to Heaven . It is not , however , witli the writer ' s argument , . but with its spirit , that we are concerned . " Wo are solicitous that men who
'• bear a character for conscience and scruple should be induced to disclaim this discreditable concoction of impudence nud ribaldry . Mr . Gladstone , at least , will not rest under ithe imputation of having accredited the vulgar pamphleteer who praises him . Mr . ¦ liATARD stated that there were no horses to drag * tho siege guns to their position . AVith "triumphant technicality the writer exclaims , '' " Poor Mr . Layahd ! What malicious bombardier or vengeful aristocrat sold him that
^ bargain ? " But the fact remains , that the rtiege guns could not be moved for want ot Worses , which could not bo supplied " for the "j & once from tho resources of the country , or $ rom tho horse-artillery . " A joke about " don'JfeeyV * on shipboard does not alter t ho comploxilonof the ease . There may have been " avast * 4 w l'flf hard lying , " but even tho pamphlet affirms bo mofo than that tho army before ^ fiebastopol was not so wretched throughout iro
the winter as tho armies which ilod m IJhirgos and Moscow . " Lvt us sec , in the " f frsfc place , what tho Government at home $ d , for tho purpose of supplying ^ ni'iny # itU food , clothes , and shelter . But wait a ^ omenfc , Friend Snarl has something to any iWiithis aCage of aflUiro . ' Talk of tho acts ot SWaniatoBfl , ' hoexclaims , ' why it is a notorious U & d < a scandnloua fact ; , that they woro all pWofcing in -tho Highlands while our bravo ^ Wdiew were fighting and bleeding for their
icountry . ' ' Nab a Cabinet CouncU , ' ; dum $ si iu & K & P , ' -was held . between the : prorogation of P » rliaiueait . and the ? month of Octonep . 'j ' The Qiiean rherself , ' . ominously observes Growl to Miss . Guundy , ' . was not iu London at any time in September . ' " The plea in mitigation is this : " The time for counsel was past ; the die had been cast ; the army had been ordered to the OrLmea ; and Ministers could do no more than await
the execution of their orders . They could only watch events , wait for news , and be prepared for every contingency : " which was precisely what they were not prepai * ed for . Our soldiers perished of wet and cold , and the Duke of Newcastle , who justified himself manfully , is thus defended . "It is to be hoped that X . ord Panmtjke will be less Spartan in his notions than his heartless predecessor , ' * and that he will " give them * zephyrs' for the summer . Why , indeed , should he not supply the gallant fellows with umbrellas , or -with those blue veils which our dandies have in our times made an
article of male attire . They would not be more out of place in the field than on the turf , and so trilling a homage to the manly sentiments of the day would be appreciated by Mr . Lataed ' s admirers . " In another section , the Ministers who were ' " prepared for every contingency" shown to have relied on the capture of Sebastopol bv a coup de main . If they had
captured Sebastopol at once , and the army had been provided for a long campaign , " what an outcry should we not have heard from the virtuous guardians of the public purse against that aristocratic prodigality which had wantonly lavished the nation ' s resources upon objects so utterly useless ? "What pointed epigrams , what searing sarcasms would not have been showered on the
overcareful administrator who had had the wisdom to export wooden houses to a stone city ? " A hundred pages have been occupied with assertions to demonstrate that the Crimean army was fully prepared for its arduous and difficult enterprise , and that the Ministers knew perfectly well the nature of the place they were about to besiege , yet here we find among their virtues , that they provided only for a single blow , and expected to lodge their troops without delay iu iC a stone city . "
The pamphleteer riots in heartless frivolity on the subject of the miserable horses without manes or tails , who were shot by scores to save them from starvation . " It is not possible to decide whether the voraeity of tho quadrupeds was intercaudal or suieaudrtl . " The sick and wounded , it is
true , remained " during tho winter m a condition " unquestionably as deplorable as can be conceived , " because their tents were " miserable ; " but the administration was not to blame . " No reasonable foresight could have ant icipated" that bettor habitations would be required . Here , again , tho admission is made that tho existence of the British
arm } ' was staked on one chance—that ot capturing by a coup ilt ? main a place which . Lord K . vot . an avowed ho hesitated to attack . Reallv , tho apology was not worth tho scandal of its publication . Tho moral fits well to the fable . What loos all this parody imply ? Nothing less than tho " anxious " doubts which have been
felt by tho most reflecting men in the community , whether our form of government , with the largo accesaion which tho liberty of npoe . ch and actioa has received during tho laat forty years , will work as successfully in a time of war , as it : lias unquoationably worked in peaec . " Prince Ai . bbbt ' s Trinity House oration is then quoted as " well-deserving of meditation , " and wp arp left to consider
^ hfethe ^ . affcer / jthe . ^ gue ^ teM agonies through which ithe English nfttaoft Jbas » ta * iiggled tp constitutional freedom , a dictator , a dead jProsSj . and , < a dumb senate , migHt not be the best gifts which to could receive from fortune . "Who is answerable for these suggestions ?
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New Income-Tax Victims. Chabmed Are Cert...
NEW INCOME-TAX VICTIMS . Chabmed are certain readers of the Times with the suggestion of " Omega , " that the Income Tax which it " gravels" us to pay , should be inflicted upon the domestic servant . " There is nothing , " cries Mr . Fap , " which I hate so much as your overbearing ,
tyrannical , unjust treatment of inferiors "— -a sentiment knocked out of him by the rough behaviour of Captain Absolute ; and Mir . Fag , smarting under the practical hauteur of the Captain , turns round and kicks the little boy off the stage . " Omega , " who seems to have been mulcted by the Commissioners under the CHAXCELIiOB OF THE EXCHEQUER , turns
round and proposes to inflict the grievance on the domestic servant ; and it is amazing what grand motives he gives for the suggestion . " In the present position of affairs , as regards the struggle with ourselves and our allies against Russian despotism , there can be but one opinion as to the imperative duty , both religious and moral , of all her Majesty ' s loyal subjects to bear a portion of the burden which this struggle must of necessity entail upon us . " The practical suggestion ,
prefaced by this " religious and moral" exordium is , " that all domestic servants , from the powdered butler , and the pampered valet , to the drudging kitehenmaid , " should eontribute to the revenue . Evidently , " Omega " has some grudge against domestic servants , " Many of them , " he sayys , " are in the enjoyment " positive luxuries -which thousands , although highly educated , " Ac . " Whether the loaf costs Is . or Is . 6 d ., makes no difference to them . " " The present standard of
wages is a matter of very serious consideration with housekeepers of moderate income ; looking to the future and to the war , increased taxation is in . prospect ; and a stand must be made against the high rate of wages . " " Alpha" falls in with " Omega , " " The wages of the principal servants in the large establishments of this eountry , " says "Alpha , " " are above 50 per cent , more than they were during the last war ; and in some cases servants are receiving more than
the greater majority of the working curates in this country . " "Sigma" has a just grudge against the " easily worked class of upper servants , including stewards and butlers , grooms of the chambers , cooks , upper coachmen , stud grooms , housekeepers , and female cooks who are not taxed to tho income-tax under schedule D . " " Si < rma" " during the last
eighteen years traded with the aristocracy through their upper servants , " and ho is prepared to state that " many of those persons , whose wages average fifty or one hundred guineas per annum , exclusive of lodging , light firing , and food , are those who ought to put a shoulder to the wheel . " Numbers more will agree with "Alpha , " and " Omega , and " Sigma ; " wo can imagine any number of careful housekeepers " aggravated at tjio conduct of their domestics , who would do inclined to rush into print , nnd * o wflij * v /> nm » nn « . iinnn tho contumacious , the roifcen-° * 1
ful , the stupfd , tho heedless , in tho ^ ff f income-tax . Indies who keep cnrcU ^ moB have standing objections * ° «™ r ^ iSf Sieta 32 ^ SSST ^ 'SSSsS zEtss & xszssstfEZ
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Leader (1850-1860), July 28, 1855, page 11, in the Nineteenth-Century Serials Edition (2008; 2018) ncse-os.kdl.kcl.ac.uk/periodicals/l/issues/cld_28071855/page/11/
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